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What job would you create for yourself?

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  • K Kenneth Haugland

    From his profile picture I'd say he's horsing around a lot.

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    Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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    Are you calling him a horse?! That's his picture from the wedding night (after the 25th tequila)... :laugh:

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      Condom tester

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      DaveAuld
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      I take it you meant this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-xD2wrDu8[^] rather than this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aROaDQLP-Hk[^] I think the second one would be pretty boring after about the 1st test.

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        I take it you meant this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-xD2wrDu8[^] rather than this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aROaDQLP-Hk[^] I think the second one would be pretty boring after about the 1st test.

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        Please mark next time your first link as "NSFW". My wife was very surprised what Video I'm watching :laugh:

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          Please mark next time your first link as "NSFW". My wife was very surprised what Video I'm watching :laugh:

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          It is safe for work, it is all about how they created the job adverts and the marketing behind the campaign.........there is nothing contentious in it at all. :)

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            I take it you meant this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-xD2wrDu8[^] rather than this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aROaDQLP-Hk[^] I think the second one would be pretty boring after about the 1st test.

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            Sander Rossel
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            "Young people love sex" I guess I'll never grow up! :D

            My blog[^]

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            {
            public void DoWork()
            {
            throw new NotSupportedException();
            }
            }

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              Condom tester

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              Mark_Wallace
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              You'd soon run out of puff. What? I meant blowing them up to find leaks, you dirty-minded pervert!

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                I'd prefer to be in the control group.

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                • K Kenneth Haugland

                  From his profile picture I'd say he's horsing around a lot.

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                  That's aLlama-ing

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    You'd soon run out of puff. What? I meant blowing them up to find leaks, you dirty-minded pervert!

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Lost User
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                    Mark_Wallace wrote:

                    blowing them up

                    Comme ca?[^]

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                      Condom tester

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                      Vivi Chellappa
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                      Do you know what that job involves? Not what you think it does. There is a bunch of metal tubes and you slip condoms on them and look for obvious tears, etc. PS. I know this because I have seen a photo of a facility manufacturing condoms.

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                      • V Vivi Chellappa

                        Do you know what that job involves? Not what you think it does. There is a bunch of metal tubes and you slip condoms on them and look for obvious tears, etc. PS. I know this because I have seen a photo of a facility manufacturing condoms.

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                        Comedian: "This horse walks into a bar..." Vivic: "How'd it get in through door? Horses aren't allowed in pubs!" Comedian: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Vivic: "Chicken's brains are too small for us to assign meaning to their actions; the only reason a chicken would cross a road is if there were food or a cockerel on the other side."

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                        • P PIEBALDconsult

                          I'd prefer to be in the control group.

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                          Jorgen Andersson
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                          Testing the broken ones?

                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                          • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                            http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-02-08[^]

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                            "My job could be to attend meetings and say strategic things".. Every company has got these people :laugh:

                            How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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                              Condom tester

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                              VE2
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                              If there are holes or flaws in this statement, there could be long term consequences..

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                                Testing the broken ones?

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                No. Not using them.

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                                  "My job could be to attend meetings and say strategic things".. Every company has got these people :laugh:

                                  How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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                                  Austin Mullins
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                                  Yes, and there value is determined by precisely how strategic their words are. Isn't a programmer just someone who refuses to attend these meetings with the excuse that they're too busy typing strategic things?

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                                    It is safe for work, it is all about how they created the job adverts and the marketing behind the campaign.........there is nothing contentious in it at all. :)

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                                    Octanic
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                                    well, that was what he was saying, but he forgot to add an "A" to NSFW. It should be NSFWA: Not Safe For Wife Around

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