When an engineer dies...
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're assigned to hell." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of accommodations and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air-conditioning and flush toilets, escalators, elevators and so on ... and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan on the telephone. "So, how's it going down there in hell?" God says. "Hey, things are going great. We've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. There's no telling what our engineer is going to come up with next!" Satan says. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake — he should have never gotten down there. Send him back immediately!" God says. "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff — I'm keeping him!" Satan says. "Send him back up here or I'll sue!" God says. Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?" :laugh:
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're assigned to hell." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of accommodations and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air-conditioning and flush toilets, escalators, elevators and so on ... and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan on the telephone. "So, how's it going down there in hell?" God says. "Hey, things are going great. We've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. There's no telling what our engineer is going to come up with next!" Satan says. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake — he should have never gotten down there. Send him back immediately!" God says. "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff — I'm keeping him!" Satan says. "Send him back up here or I'll sue!" God says. Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?" :laugh:
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}Oldie but goodie. :) /ravi
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're assigned to hell." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of accommodations and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air-conditioning and flush toilets, escalators, elevators and so on ... and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan on the telephone. "So, how's it going down there in hell?" God says. "Hey, things are going great. We've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. There's no telling what our engineer is going to come up with next!" Satan says. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake — he should have never gotten down there. Send him back immediately!" God says. "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff — I'm keeping him!" Satan says. "Send him back up here or I'll sue!" God says. Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?" :laugh:
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}I've been told once that God himself is an engineer. Because only an engineer could think of bringing a hose reserved for waste disposal in the middle of an area dedicated to entertainment.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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I've been told once that God himself is an engineer. Because only an engineer could think of bringing a hose reserved for waste disposal in the middle of an area dedicated to entertainment.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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I've been told once that God himself is an engineer. Because only an engineer could think of bringing a hose reserved for waste disposal in the middle of an area dedicated to entertainment.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
phil.o wrote:
Because only an engineer could think of bringing a hose reserved for waste disposal in the middle of an area dedicated to entertainment.
Better version: God himself is a civil engineer. Because only a civil engineer could think of putting a playground inside a sewage processing plant.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey
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phil.o wrote:
Because only an engineer could think of bringing a hose reserved for waste disposal in the middle of an area dedicated to entertainment.
Better version: God himself is a civil engineer. Because only a civil engineer could think of putting a playground inside a sewage processing plant.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey
I don't know what god may have thought, but I get a very good picture of what you think about.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." -
I don't know what god may have thought, but I get a very good picture of what you think about.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." -
I've been told once that God himself is an engineer. Because only an engineer could think of bringing a hose reserved for waste disposal in the middle of an area dedicated to entertainment.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
