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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    So is Switzerland, but I've eaten prawns there!

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    Lost User
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    Good point, and with widespread starvation in Zim......... :sigh:

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      The Japanese will happily eat whale meat sashimi (from Minke and Fin whales mostly, but since Blue whales can interbreed with Fin whales they are likely to taste the same) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_meat[^]

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      Sometimes I think that there is not very much that would not be eaten somewhere in Asia. By itself, that's not a guarantee for great taste.

      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        So is Switzerland, but I've eaten prawns there!

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Yes, at times you just need something other than cheese and chocolate when you are in Switzerland :-).

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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        • L Lost User

          "Zimbabwe has said it will export dozens of elephants to raise money for conservation after hunting revenues fell when the US banned the import of ivory from elephants hunted in the southern African nation" Huh? :confused: [Blame the USA]

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Lookit: 0. They've lost the revenue they got from selling ivory, so they need more money. 1. Conservation of elephants is much more expensive when the elephants are alive, rather than rotting away in holes with their tusks missing, so they need more money. It's all very simple, really.

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            Lookit: 0. They've lost the revenue they got from selling ivory, so they need more money. 1. Conservation of elephants is much more expensive when the elephants are alive, rather than rotting away in holes with their tusks missing, so they need more money. It's all very simple, really.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            Actually you are absolutely correct! That country is in such dire straights that I can guarantee you any money will not be spent on preserving wild life. :sigh:

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            • L Lost User

              Actually you are absolutely correct! That country is in such dire straights that I can guarantee you any money will not be spent on preserving wild life. :sigh:

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              Mark_Wallace
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              Cornelius Henning wrote:

              dire straights

              Is that when you've got the jack, queen, king, and ace, and you're dealt a nine?

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                Cornelius Henning wrote:

                dire straights

                Is that when you've got the jack, queen, king, and ace, and you're dealt a nine?

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                :laugh:

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                • L Lost User

                  "Zimbabwe has said it will export dozens of elephants to raise money for conservation after hunting revenues fell when the US banned the import of ivory from elephants hunted in the southern African nation" Huh? :confused: [Blame the USA]

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                  newton saber
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                  Duh. We in America are generating enough Global Worming to kill all the elephants, not to mention the poor volcanoes who are so pitiful and undefended around the world. These elephants will not continue to be surviving until the last coal powered car is removed from the interstates of Amurica. It so obvious it make my teeth fuzzy. X| I greedily await your righteous and plentiful upvotes which are surely soon to come. Do not let me down in this, loser.

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                  • L Lost User

                    "Zimbabwe has said it will export dozens of elephants to raise money for conservation after hunting revenues fell when the US banned the import of ivory from elephants hunted in the southern African nation" Huh? :confused: [Blame the USA]

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                    TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                    :rolleyes: That's moronic, crazy and imbecillic.

                    #SupportHeForShe

                    If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                      he got bored of elephant (so would you after 90 of them) he has now moved on to roast Panda with Tiger sauce with a side order of Dodo

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                      with fava beans and a bottle of Chianti

                      #SupportHeForShe

                      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                      • N newton saber

                        Duh. We in America are generating enough Global Worming to kill all the elephants, not to mention the poor volcanoes who are so pitiful and undefended around the world. These elephants will not continue to be surviving until the last coal powered car is removed from the interstates of Amurica. It so obvious it make my teeth fuzzy. X| I greedily await your righteous and plentiful upvotes which are surely soon to come. Do not let me down in this, loser.

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                        newton.saber wrote:

                        Global Worming

                        Yes, there are far too many worms up your anus. Now the Globe has a Worm too! Would you please stop crapping all over the place?

                        #SupportHeForShe

                        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                        • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                          newton.saber wrote:

                          Global Worming

                          Yes, there are far too many worms up your anus. Now the Globe has a Worm too! Would you please stop crapping all over the place?

                          #SupportHeForShe

                          If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                          newton saber
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                          Haha! The troll worked! I have always called it Worming and now you're pwned by your reply. I actually meant wormed whereas you thought I meant something else. Hahaha. Sorry about your waste of chars that you didn't type, but I controlled you to type by typing what I typed before you could stop your brain from replying. Hooohaa hoohaaa

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                            Zimbabwe is land locked, so they have no access to creatures of the sea.

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                            BiggerDon
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                            Ireland is surrounded by the sea but they couldn't find food during the potato famine.

                            cat fud heer

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                              Haha! The troll worked! I have always called it Worming and now you're pwned by your reply. I actually meant wormed whereas you thought I meant something else. Hahaha. Sorry about your waste of chars that you didn't type, but I controlled you to type by typing what I typed before you could stop your brain from replying. Hooohaa hoohaaa

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                              TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                              That's what you think but the worm has invaded and eaten your brain. You are now controlled by the Global Worm.

                              #SupportHeForShe

                              If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                              • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                                That's what you think but the worm has invaded and eaten your brain. You are now controlled by the Global Worm.

                                #SupportHeForShe

                                If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                                newton saber
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                                :)

                                TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote:

                                worm has invaded and eaten your brain

                                This happened long ago. I am immune to any brain problems now. :D

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                                  Actually you are absolutely correct! That country is in such dire straights that I can guarantee you any money will not be spent on preserving wild life. :sigh:

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                                  Harry Neethling
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                                  Country south of Zim also has some money managing problems when it comes to their government

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