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  • M Mark_Wallace

    Cornelius Henning wrote:

    dire straights

    Is that when you've got the jack, queen, king, and ace, and you're dealt a nine?

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    Lost User
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    :laugh:

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    • L Lost User

      "Zimbabwe has said it will export dozens of elephants to raise money for conservation after hunting revenues fell when the US banned the import of ivory from elephants hunted in the southern African nation" Huh? :confused: [Blame the USA]

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      newton saber
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      Duh. We in America are generating enough Global Worming to kill all the elephants, not to mention the poor volcanoes who are so pitiful and undefended around the world. These elephants will not continue to be surviving until the last coal powered car is removed from the interstates of Amurica. It so obvious it make my teeth fuzzy. X| I greedily await your righteous and plentiful upvotes which are surely soon to come. Do not let me down in this, loser.

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        "Zimbabwe has said it will export dozens of elephants to raise money for conservation after hunting revenues fell when the US banned the import of ivory from elephants hunted in the southern African nation" Huh? :confused: [Blame the USA]

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        TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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        :rolleyes: That's moronic, crazy and imbecillic.

        #SupportHeForShe

        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

          he got bored of elephant (so would you after 90 of them) he has now moved on to roast Panda with Tiger sauce with a side order of Dodo

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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          with fava beans and a bottle of Chianti

          #SupportHeForShe

          If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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          • N newton saber

            Duh. We in America are generating enough Global Worming to kill all the elephants, not to mention the poor volcanoes who are so pitiful and undefended around the world. These elephants will not continue to be surviving until the last coal powered car is removed from the interstates of Amurica. It so obvious it make my teeth fuzzy. X| I greedily await your righteous and plentiful upvotes which are surely soon to come. Do not let me down in this, loser.

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            TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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            newton.saber wrote:

            Global Worming

            Yes, there are far too many worms up your anus. Now the Globe has a Worm too! Would you please stop crapping all over the place?

            #SupportHeForShe

            If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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            • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

              newton.saber wrote:

              Global Worming

              Yes, there are far too many worms up your anus. Now the Globe has a Worm too! Would you please stop crapping all over the place?

              #SupportHeForShe

              If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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              newton saber
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              Haha! The troll worked! I have always called it Worming and now you're pwned by your reply. I actually meant wormed whereas you thought I meant something else. Hahaha. Sorry about your waste of chars that you didn't type, but I controlled you to type by typing what I typed before you could stop your brain from replying. Hooohaa hoohaaa

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              • L Lost User

                Zimbabwe is land locked, so they have no access to creatures of the sea.

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                BiggerDon
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                Ireland is surrounded by the sea but they couldn't find food during the potato famine.

                cat fud heer

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                • N newton saber

                  Haha! The troll worked! I have always called it Worming and now you're pwned by your reply. I actually meant wormed whereas you thought I meant something else. Hahaha. Sorry about your waste of chars that you didn't type, but I controlled you to type by typing what I typed before you could stop your brain from replying. Hooohaa hoohaaa

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                  TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                  That's what you think but the worm has invaded and eaten your brain. You are now controlled by the Global Worm.

                  #SupportHeForShe

                  If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                  • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                    That's what you think but the worm has invaded and eaten your brain. You are now controlled by the Global Worm.

                    #SupportHeForShe

                    If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                    newton saber
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                    :)

                    TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote:

                    worm has invaded and eaten your brain

                    This happened long ago. I am immune to any brain problems now. :D

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                    • L Lost User

                      Actually you are absolutely correct! That country is in such dire straights that I can guarantee you any money will not be spent on preserving wild life. :sigh:

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                      Harry Neethling
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                      Country south of Zim also has some money managing problems when it comes to their government

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