Is heavy Breakfast good for programmers

HobbyProggy

Heavy Breakfast = Coffee, Bacon, Bacon, Moar Bacon, anything else you could imagine + Bacon and Coffee

If (heavybreakfast = true)
{
Coffee = true;
Bacon = true;
}
.
.
.
If (Coffee) { activateSuperIdeas();}
If (Bacon) { activateSuperSatisfaction();}

I thinks it very good :)

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OriginalGriff

A heavy breakfast is BACON, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, hash browns, and toast. And coffee. Lots of coffee. With extra BACON to replace the fried egg that some people like.

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Gittum

According to my smoker friends, If (Cigarette) { activateSuperIdeas();} :-D

OriginalGriff

Depends on how good you are at programming. If you're rubbish, then falling asleep can only improve your code when your head bounces off the keyboard... A lot of coders use this technique: see QA for proof.

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Lost User

Heavy breakfast is not good for anyone - but to answer the question, yes, digesting food costs energy. ..but do take into account that no single animal in the wild has ever heard of this thing called "breakfast". Lions do not wake up to find a meal waiting to get their day started. I think it is rather unhealthy to eat when you just woke up.

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Abhinav S

Coffee??

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Nagy Vilmos

Needs more BACON!

veni bibi saltavi

OriginalGriff

Well yes. You should at least get out of bed... :laugh:

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OriginalGriff

Gittum wrote:

if (Cigarette)
{
activateSuperIdeas();
dieOf(lungCancer || coronaryHeartDisease || heartAttack || stroke || peripheralVascularDisease ||
damagedBloodVessels || cerebrovascularDisease || chronicBronchitis || emphysema || pneumonia);
}

FTFY!

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OriginalGriff

Gonna need a bigger plate first!

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OriginalGriff

Oh, yes please! :thumbsup: White and one, if you'd be so kind.

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Brady Kelly

Ooh, I love the idea of replacing the egg with bacon.

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

HobbyProggy

The only good coffee is the one as black as your soul :-\

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HobbyProggy

this one seems sufficient[^]

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Lost User

You forgot about the steak & kidney pie. Don't leave out my favorite! I love traditional English breakfasts, but my doctor would kill me, if the cholesterol durrent get me first! :-D

OriginalGriff

I have a very pure soul. [Lie mode: Disable]

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Manfred Rudolf Bihy

The movements of the elongated attachment to your gizzard are not the movements we want to hear about. :rolleyes:

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Ron White, Comedian

HobbyProggy

Pure darkness, i see ...

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Simon_Whale

Don't forget the black pudding

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

OriginalGriff

I'm not a big fan, I prefer to replace it with more BACON!

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