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  • H HobbyProggy

    Heavy Breakfast = Coffee, Bacon, Bacon, Moar Bacon, anything else you could imagine + Bacon and Coffee

    If (heavybreakfast = true)
    {
    Coffee = true;
    Bacon = true;
    }
    .
    .
    .
    If (Coffee) { activateSuperIdeas();}
    If (Bacon) { activateSuperSatisfaction();}

    I thinks it very good :)

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    Gittum
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    According to my smoker friends, If (Cigarette) { activateSuperIdeas();} :-D

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    • G Gittum

      Is it possible that, I feel sleepy for leight breakfast? Or is it just due to less movement while working???

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      OriginalGriff
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      #7

      Depends on how good you are at programming. If you're rubbish, then falling asleep can only improve your code when your head bounces off the keyboard... A lot of coders use this technique: see QA for proof.

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      • G Gittum

        Is it possible that, I feel sleepy for leight breakfast? Or is it just due to less movement while working???

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        Lost User
        wrote on last edited by
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        Heavy breakfast is not good for anyone - but to answer the question, yes, digesting food costs energy. ..but do take into account that no single animal in the wild has ever heard of this thing called "breakfast". Lions do not wake up to find a meal waiting to get their day started. I think it is rather unhealthy to eat when you just woke up.

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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        • G Gittum

          Is it possible that, I feel sleepy for leight breakfast? Or is it just due to less movement while working???

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          Abhinav S
          wrote on last edited by
          #9

          Coffee??

          Mobile Apps - Sound Meter | Color Analyzer | SMBC | Football Doodles

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            A heavy breakfast is BACON, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, hash browns, and toast. And coffee. Lots of coffee. With extra BACON to replace the fried egg that some people like.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            #10

            Needs more BACON!

            veni bibi saltavi

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            • L Lost User

              Heavy breakfast is not good for anyone - but to answer the question, yes, digesting food costs energy. ..but do take into account that no single animal in the wild has ever heard of this thing called "breakfast". Lions do not wake up to find a meal waiting to get their day started. I think it is rather unhealthy to eat when you just woke up.

              Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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              OriginalGriff
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              Well yes. You should at least get out of bed... :laugh:

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              • G Gittum

                According to my smoker friends, If (Cigarette) { activateSuperIdeas();} :-D

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                OriginalGriff
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                #12

                Gittum wrote:

                if (Cigarette)
                {
                activateSuperIdeas();
                dieOf(lungCancer || coronaryHeartDisease || heartAttack || stroke || peripheralVascularDisease ||
                damagedBloodVessels || cerebrovascularDisease || chronicBronchitis || emphysema || pneumonia);
                }

                FTFY!

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Needs more BACON!

                  veni bibi saltavi

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  #13

                  Gonna need a bigger plate first!

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                  • A Abhinav S

                    Coffee??

                    Mobile Apps - Sound Meter | Color Analyzer | SMBC | Football Doodles

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    #14

                    Oh, yes please! :thumbsup: White and one, if you'd be so kind.

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      A heavy breakfast is BACON, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, hash browns, and toast. And coffee. Lots of coffee. With extra BACON to replace the fried egg that some people like.

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                      Brady Kelly
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                      Ooh, I love the idea of replacing the egg with bacon.

                      No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Oh, yes please! :thumbsup: White and one, if you'd be so kind.

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                        HobbyProggy
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                        #16

                        The only good coffee is the one as black as your soul :-\

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Gonna need a bigger plate first!

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                          HobbyProggy
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                          this one seems sufficient[^]

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            A heavy breakfast is BACON, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, hash browns, and toast. And coffee. Lots of coffee. With extra BACON to replace the fried egg that some people like.

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            Lost User
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                            You forgot about the steak & kidney pie. Don't leave out my favorite! I love traditional English breakfasts, but my doctor would kill me, if the cholesterol durrent get me first! :-D

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                            • H HobbyProggy

                              The only good coffee is the one as black as your soul :-\

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              I have a very pure soul. [Lie mode: Disable]

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                              • L Lost User

                                I try to avoid having a movement while I'm working. X|

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                                Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                                The movements of the elongated attachment to your gizzard are not the movements we want to hear about. :rolleyes:

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  I have a very pure soul. [Lie mode: Disable]

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  HobbyProggy
                                  wrote on last edited by
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                                  Pure darkness, i see ...

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    A heavy breakfast is BACON, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, hash browns, and toast. And coffee. Lots of coffee. With extra BACON to replace the fried egg that some people like.

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                    Simon_Whale
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                                    Don't forget the black pudding

                                    Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                                      Don't forget the black pudding

                                      Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      #23

                                      I'm not a big fan, I prefer to replace it with more BACON!

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        I'm not a big fan, I prefer to replace it with more BACON!

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                        Simon_Whale
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                                        I use it to compliment the BACON. The other half always gives me her bacon during a cooked breakfast as she goes off it, so there is no real need to worry about bacon shortages.

                                        Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                                        • G Gittum

                                          Is it possible that, I feel sleepy for leight breakfast? Or is it just due to less movement while working???

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                                          W Balboos GHB
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                                          What do you ask these guys questions like that? Their idea of breakfast is bacon and gin in a blender, and that only because bacon-flavored gin is not on the market. It destroys what programming abilities they may have had - but fortunately, after a hearty breakfast like this they don't seem to mind.

                                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                          "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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