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[Agent__007]

Dalek Dave[^]? :~ There isn't a Dave in Luton North either. :doh: And given the candidates' names, that does seem a messed up area. If you know what I mean.

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[OriginalGriff]

He's not standing as an MP, he's standing for the local council - the election for councillors is going on at the same time.

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[Mark_Wallace]

This[^] could be our guy. He's standing for the tories, and he's an accountant.

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[OriginalGriff]

The "ink bucket" reference is a dead giveaway, isn't it? :laugh:

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[Mark_Wallace]

The name "Michelle" rings a bell, too.

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[hayrob]

I think this is him : http://www.lutontoday.co.uk/news/politics/tory-council-candidate-david-coulter-caught-in-row-over-pikie-post-1-6713792[^]

[OriginalGriff]

Yep, that sounds like him... :doh: And I'm guessing that the "fellow administrator" that removed it was called "Michelle" or "Sober Dalek" :laugh:

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[Kenneth Haugland]

I thought I might do a double check of his age using this[^] with this[^]. It was a massive failure, he's 35 years old (in that photo) :laugh:

[OriginalGriff]

I just tried that with a couple of pictures of me - and it "couldn't detect any faces" in any of 'em! So...the internet doesn't think I'm human any more... :sigh:

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[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

Nice site! I checked my current profile picture - got '39 male', which is no bad (I'm 43 now) if it wasn't taken when I was 32 only :-(...

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[Kenneth Haugland]

You should try this photo of Steve Ballmer[^] instead. His age? 78 :-D

[Kenneth Haugland]

I had to try that one too :laugh:

[Lost User]

That's him. Several other small details I remember also match.

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[HobbyProggy]

OriginalGriff wrote:

Hey Internet how old am i?

Internet wrote:

You are dead to me...:suss:

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[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

I wouldn't give him more then 5...

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[Lost User]

Using a more recent photo from here[^] says he is 61. Looking good for his age.

[Mark_Wallace]

Must be identity theft; it doesn't use the word "exterminate".

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[Mark_Wallace]

What gets me is how well he fits the stereotype -- Conservative candidate, director of four companies. I wonder if all the stereotypes are there, i.e. Labour: sheet metal worker. Liberal: schoolteacher. Green Party: Currently between engagements. UKIP: Nazi war-memorabilia salesman

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[Kenneth Haugland]

Thinking of this[^] perhaps :laugh: BTW: He does gets out of breath quickly though

[OriginalGriff]

Yeah - but I used my webcam to take a "real" picture, not my profile!

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