So, which one's...

[OriginalGriff]

I just tried that with a couple of pictures of me - and it "couldn't detect any faces" in any of 'em! So...the internet doesn't think I'm human any more... :sigh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

Nice site! I checked my current profile picture - got '39 male', which is no bad (I'm 43 now) if it wasn't taken when I was 32 only :-(...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Kenneth Haugland]

You should try this photo of Steve Ballmer[^] instead. His age? 78 :-D

[Kenneth Haugland]

I had to try that one too :laugh:

[Lost User]

That's him. Several other small details I remember also match.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

[HobbyProggy]

OriginalGriff wrote:

Hey Internet how old am i?

Internet wrote:

You are dead to me...:suss:

if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

I wouldn't give him more then 5...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Lost User]

Using a more recent photo from here[^] says he is 61. Looking good for his age.

[Mark_Wallace]

Must be identity theft; it doesn't use the word "exterminate".

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mark_Wallace]

What gets me is how well he fits the stereotype -- Conservative candidate, director of four companies. I wonder if all the stereotypes are there, i.e. Labour: sheet metal worker. Liberal: schoolteacher. Green Party: Currently between engagements. UKIP: Nazi war-memorabilia salesman

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Kenneth Haugland]

Thinking of this[^] perhaps :laugh: BTW: He does gets out of breath quickly though

[OriginalGriff]

Yeah - but I used my webcam to take a "real" picture, not my profile!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Lost User]

Yes that's him.

[Kenneth Haugland]

You shouldn't be so troubled, I tried it on this guy[^], he is 11 years old :laugh:

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

For that I would give him 20 - in a closed house...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Lost User]

I guess you automatically write something up that puts you into the right light and then the stereotypes are not far away.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

[Lost User]

CDP1802 wrote:

small details I remember also match

They have his penis size?

[Nagy Vilmos]

OriginalGriff wrote:

the internet doesn't think I'm human

So you're not a drugged up dawg? :omg:

veni bibi saltavi

[Nagy Vilmos]

That is him. All you had to do was ask and I could've told you.

veni bibi saltavi

[OriginalGriff]

Would that be the white guy or the black lady beside him? :laugh: It may be the internet is just trying not to overestimate a ladies age - a sensible idea at the best of times!

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