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I just tried that with a couple of pictures of me - and it "couldn't detect any faces" in any of 'em! So...the internet doesn't think I'm human any more... :sigh:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Hey Internet how old am i?
Internet wrote:
You are dead to me...:suss:
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You should try this photo of Steve Ballmer[^] instead. His age? 78 :-D
I wouldn't give him more then 5...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Must be identity theft; it doesn't use the word "exterminate".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's him. Several other small details I remember also match.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.What gets me is how well he fits the stereotype -- Conservative candidate, director of four companies. I wonder if all the stereotypes are there, i.e. Labour: sheet metal worker. Liberal: schoolteacher. Green Party: Currently between engagements. UKIP: Nazi war-memorabilia salesman
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I wouldn't give him more then 5...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I had to try that one too :laugh:
Yeah - but I used my webcam to take a "real" picture, not my profile!
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For that I would give him 20 - in a closed house...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yeah - but I used my webcam to take a "real" picture, not my profile!
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What gets me is how well he fits the stereotype -- Conservative candidate, director of four companies. I wonder if all the stereotypes are there, i.e. Labour: sheet metal worker. Liberal: schoolteacher. Green Party: Currently between engagements. UKIP: Nazi war-memorabilia salesman
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I guess you automatically write something up that puts you into the right light and then the stereotypes are not far away.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
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That's him. Several other small details I remember also match.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
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I just tried that with a couple of pictures of me - and it "couldn't detect any faces" in any of 'em! So...the internet doesn't think I'm human any more... :sigh:
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That is him. All you had to do was ask and I could've told you.
veni bibi saltavi
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Would that be the white guy or the black lady beside him? :laugh: It may be the internet is just trying not to overestimate a ladies age - a sensible idea at the best of times!
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OriginalGriff wrote:
the internet doesn't think I'm human
So you're not a drugged up dawg? :omg:
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Not since the species change operation, no...
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Nice site! I checked my current profile picture - got '39 male', which is no bad (I'm 43 now) if it wasn't taken when I was 32 only :-(...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
My profile picture was taken about 13 years ago (I was 38) - the site claims that I'm 56. In another picture taken at a party about 4 years ago - my age is 48. My actual age today is 51. At least it got the "male" right...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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My profile picture was taken about 13 years ago (I was 38) - the site claims that I'm 56. In another picture taken at a party about 4 years ago - my age is 48. My actual age today is 51. At least it got the "male" right...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
It seems to be about the wrinkles when you smile... :-D
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Must be identity theft; it doesn't use the word "exterminate".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Calling for the extermination of human beings is presumably against the law - even in Luton.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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Now it gets interesting. Are you trying to imply that I would know it and recognize him that way?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
