So, which one's...

[Kenneth Haugland]

You should try this photo of Steve Ballmer[^] instead. His age? 78 :-D

[Kenneth Haugland]

I had to try that one too :laugh:

[Lost User]

That's him. Several other small details I remember also match.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

[HobbyProggy]

OriginalGriff wrote:

Hey Internet how old am i?

Internet wrote:

You are dead to me...:suss:

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[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

I wouldn't give him more then 5...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Mark_Wallace]

Must be identity theft; it doesn't use the word "exterminate".

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

Using a more recent photo from here[^] says he is 61. Looking good for his age.

[Mark_Wallace]

What gets me is how well he fits the stereotype -- Conservative candidate, director of four companies. I wonder if all the stereotypes are there, i.e. Labour: sheet metal worker. Liberal: schoolteacher. Green Party: Currently between engagements. UKIP: Nazi war-memorabilia salesman

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Kenneth Haugland]

Thinking of this[^] perhaps :laugh: BTW: He does gets out of breath quickly though

[OriginalGriff]

Yeah - but I used my webcam to take a "real" picture, not my profile!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Lost User]

Yes that's him.

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

For that I would give him 20 - in a closed house...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Kenneth Haugland]

You shouldn't be so troubled, I tried it on this guy[^], he is 11 years old :laugh:

[Lost User]

I guess you automatically write something up that puts you into the right light and then the stereotypes are not far away.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

[Lost User]

CDP1802 wrote:

small details I remember also match

They have his penis size?

[Nagy Vilmos]

OriginalGriff wrote:

the internet doesn't think I'm human

So you're not a drugged up dawg? :omg:

veni bibi saltavi

[Nagy Vilmos]

That is him. All you had to do was ask and I could've told you.

veni bibi saltavi

[OriginalGriff]

Would that be the white guy or the black lady beside him? :laugh: It may be the internet is just trying not to overestimate a ladies age - a sensible idea at the best of times!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[OriginalGriff]

Not since the species change operation, no...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Daniel Pfeffer]

My profile picture was taken about 13 years ago (I was 38) - the site claims that I'm 56. In another picture taken at a party about 4 years ago - my age is 48. My actual age today is 51. At least it got the "male" right...

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill