Thought of the day
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Mayo have all the sauce you need :)
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:thumbsup: I tried in vain for 40 minutes to make a pun with mayo but I couldn't mustard any idea :-D
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You relish these thoughts don't you.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
It's exactly these kind of thoughts that can get you into a pickle. /ravi
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It's exactly these kind of thoughts that can get you into a pickle. /ravi
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Dill they really?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Dill they really?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
I have to condiment you on asking that question. /ravi
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:thumbsup: I tried in vain for 40 minutes to make a pun with mayo but I couldn't mustard any idea :-D
Geek code v 3.12 { GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
Trying to make a pun with mayo can bring you to your naise. /ravi
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Trying to make a pun with mayo can bring you to your naise. /ravi
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Lettuce try and keep mayo out of it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Lettuce try and keep mayo out of it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
I was about to give mayo a dressing down. /ravi
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I was about to give mayo a dressing down. /ravi
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Ah OK, but don't make it cheesy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Beware that you're not grilled about these puns. Some posters have bun given a patty hard time for less.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Ah OK, but don't make it cheesy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
You're right - that would stink. /ravi
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You're right - that would stink. /ravi
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Like a Limburger?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Like a Limburger?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Strangely, I find Limburger radishing. /ravi
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If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Strangely, I find Limburger radishing. /ravi
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Try one that is ripe; many eyes may look at you from within the cheese and have the same idea about you. ..but to cut to the beef, this topic has been grounded and mashed to death. A 100 percent carrot Leslie.
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Try one that is ripe; many eyes may look at you from within the cheese and have the same idea about you. ..but to cut to the beef, this topic has been grounded and mashed to death. A 100 percent carrot Leslie.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)
A searing post indeed.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A searing post indeed.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Yeah, I think we're stewed. /ravi
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Yeah, I think we're stewed. /ravi
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You wouldn't want to get embroiled with him.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I was about to give mayo a dressing down. /ravi
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I hate you all. :laugh:
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You wouldn't want to get embroiled with him.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
You're right. He'd grill me. /ravi
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