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  • R Ravi Bhavnani

    Trying to make a pun with mayo can bring you to your naise. /ravi

    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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    jeron1
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    Lettuce try and keep mayo out of it.

    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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      Lettuce try and keep mayo out of it.

      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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      Ravi Bhavnani
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      I was about to give mayo a dressing down. /ravi

      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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      • R Ravi Bhavnani

        I was about to give mayo a dressing down. /ravi

        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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        jeron1
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        Ah OK, but don't make it cheesy.

        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          W Balboos GHB
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          Beware that you're not grilled about these puns. Some posters have bun given a patty hard time for less.

          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

          "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

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          • J jeron1

            Ah OK, but don't make it cheesy.

            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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            Ravi Bhavnani
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            You're right - that would stink. /ravi

            My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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            • R Ravi Bhavnani

              You're right - that would stink. /ravi

              My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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              jeron1
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              Like a Limburger?

              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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              • J jeron1

                Like a Limburger?

                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                Ravi Bhavnani
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                Strangely, I find Limburger radishing. /ravi

                My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  ricmil42
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                  You are all in medium rare form today.

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                  • R Ravi Bhavnani

                    Strangely, I find Limburger radishing. /ravi

                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                    Lost User
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                    Try one that is ripe; many eyes may look at you from within the cheese and have the same idea about you. ..but to cut to the beef, this topic has been grounded and mashed to death. A 100 percent carrot Leslie.

                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                    • R ricmil42

                      You are all in medium rare form today.

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                      Lost User
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                      Well done :thumbsup:

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                      • L Lost User

                        Try one that is ripe; many eyes may look at you from within the cheese and have the same idea about you. ..but to cut to the beef, this topic has been grounded and mashed to death. A 100 percent carrot Leslie.

                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                        jeron1
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                        A searing post indeed.

                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                        • J jeron1

                          A searing post indeed.

                          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                          Ravi Bhavnani
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                          Yeah, I think we're stewed. /ravi

                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                          • R Ravi Bhavnani

                            Yeah, I think we're stewed. /ravi

                            My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                            jeron1
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                            You wouldn't want to get embroiled with him.

                            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                            • R Ravi Bhavnani

                              I was about to give mayo a dressing down. /ravi

                              My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                              den2k88
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                              I hate you all. :laugh:

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                              • J jeron1

                                You wouldn't want to get embroiled with him.

                                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                Ravi Bhavnani
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                                You're right.  He'd grill me. /ravi

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                                • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                  You're right.  He'd grill me. /ravi

                                  My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                  Better let him simmer for a while and cool down.

                                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                  • J jeron1

                                    Better let him simmer for a while and cool down.

                                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                    Lost User
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                                    I'm cooking slowly. The crockpot was a great idea. I hope I did not spill the beans on the ending ;P

                                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                                      I'm cooking slowly. The crockpot was a great idea. I hope I did not spill the beans on the ending ;P

                                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                                      Ravi Bhavnani
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                                      Dang, I was hoping you'd keep a lid on it. /ravi

                                      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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