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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Dill they really?

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    Ravi Bhavnani
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    I have to condiment you on asking that question. /ravi

    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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      :thumbsup: I tried in vain for 40 minutes to make a pun with mayo but I couldn't mustard any idea :-D

      Geek code v 3.12 {      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

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      Ravi Bhavnani
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      Trying to make a pun with mayo can bring you to your naise. /ravi

      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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        Trying to make a pun with mayo can bring you to your naise. /ravi

        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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        jeron1
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        Lettuce try and keep mayo out of it.

        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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          Lettuce try and keep mayo out of it.

          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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          Ravi Bhavnani
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          I was about to give mayo a dressing down. /ravi

          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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          • R Ravi Bhavnani

            I was about to give mayo a dressing down. /ravi

            My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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            jeron1
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            Ah OK, but don't make it cheesy.

            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              W Balboos GHB
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              Beware that you're not grilled about these puns. Some posters have bun given a patty hard time for less.

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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              • J jeron1

                Ah OK, but don't make it cheesy.

                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                Ravi Bhavnani
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                You're right - that would stink. /ravi

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                • R Ravi Bhavnani

                  You're right - that would stink. /ravi

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                  jeron1
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                  Like a Limburger?

                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                  • J jeron1

                    Like a Limburger?

                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                    Strangely, I find Limburger radishing. /ravi

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      ricmil42
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                      You are all in medium rare form today.

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                        Strangely, I find Limburger radishing. /ravi

                        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                        Lost User
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                        Try one that is ripe; many eyes may look at you from within the cheese and have the same idea about you. ..but to cut to the beef, this topic has been grounded and mashed to death. A 100 percent carrot Leslie.

                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                        • R ricmil42

                          You are all in medium rare form today.

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                          Lost User
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                          Well done :thumbsup:

                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                            Try one that is ripe; many eyes may look at you from within the cheese and have the same idea about you. ..but to cut to the beef, this topic has been grounded and mashed to death. A 100 percent carrot Leslie.

                            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                            jeron1
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                            A searing post indeed.

                            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                              A searing post indeed.

                              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                              Ravi Bhavnani
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                              Yeah, I think we're stewed. /ravi

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                                Yeah, I think we're stewed. /ravi

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                                jeron1
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                                You wouldn't want to get embroiled with him.

                                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                  I was about to give mayo a dressing down. /ravi

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                                  den2k88
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                                  I hate you all. :laugh:

                                  Geek code v 3.12 {      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

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                                  • J jeron1

                                    You wouldn't want to get embroiled with him.

                                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                                    You're right.  He'd grill me. /ravi

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                                      You're right.  He'd grill me. /ravi

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                                      jeron1
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                                      Better let him simmer for a while and cool down.

                                      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                        Better let him simmer for a while and cool down.

                                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                        Lost User
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                                        I'm cooking slowly. The crockpot was a great idea. I hope I did not spill the beans on the ending ;P

                                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                                          I'm cooking slowly. The crockpot was a great idea. I hope I did not spill the beans on the ending ;P

                                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                                          Ravi Bhavnani
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                                          Dang, I was hoping you'd keep a lid on it. /ravi

                                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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