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  • J Jorgen Andersson

    Thanks for nothing.

    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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    Ron Anders
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    It's unfortunate that all the rest of mankind live blissfully that all things begin with at least one of whatever but in Commuter Science zero is more than a viable quantity. Still tripping up the unchurhed too btw. ;-)

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    • J Jorgen Andersson

      Thanks for nothing.

      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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      Agent__007
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      Still confused about empty and null, are we? ;P

      You have just been Sharapova'd.

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        you are not welcome

        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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        Agent__007
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        Xaotiq wrote:

        To the guy who used 0 as a false - you are not welcome

        If you say that after a complement, does it mean they are welcome? Ok, I am outta here.

        You have just been Sharapova'd.

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          Still confused about empty and null, are we? ;P

          You have just been Sharapova'd.

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          Jorgen Andersson
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          I'm working with Oracle, there's nothing to be confused about there. :)

          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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          • M Matthew Dennis

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            Best answer today. ;P

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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            • J Jorgen Andersson

              I'm working with Oracle, there's nothing to be confused about there. :)

              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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              RossMW
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              I'm working with Oracle,

              My condolences :)

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              • J Jorgen Andersson

                Thanks for nothing.

                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                CPallini
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                OOPS[^]. ;P

                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                • R Ron Anders

                  It's unfortunate that all the rest of mankind live blissfully that all things begin with at least one of whatever but in Commuter Science zero is more than a viable quantity. Still tripping up the unchurhed too btw. ;-)

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                  den2k88
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                  Ron Anders wrote:

                  Commuter Science

                  In commuting zero is the standard: - probability of finding a seat on a train - probability of the train not being delayed - probability of the train not stopping for several minutes in the middle of nothing and nowhere without explanations (possibly alien abductions :D) - probability of not encountering both a Niki Lauda emule and an elder-with-the-hat driving in your direction. The first one endangering everyone with nasty overtakes, the second one creating kilometers of queue by his own forces.

                  Geek code v 3.12 {      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

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                  • R RossMW

                    I'm working with Oracle,

                    My condolences :)

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                    Brittle1618
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                    RossMW wrote:

                    My condolences

                    How could you say this in front of a happy, satisfied Oracle client like me :( Accept you condolences though. :laugh:

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                      RossMW wrote:

                      My condolences

                      How could you say this in front of a happy, satisfied Oracle client like me :( Accept you condolences though. :laugh:

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                      I even refuse to install the client software in my pc. On the occasions I have to talk to oracle from .net I just use one oracle dll to do it all for me. Saves Gb of space and all that oracle pollution. :laugh: And now that I've mention that name three times, I now owe them untold $$$$$$$$$$$$$:mad:

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                      • CPalliniC CPallini

                        OOPS[^]. ;P

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                        Jorgen Andersson
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                        Should've known. :laugh:

                        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                        • R RossMW

                          I even refuse to install the client software in my pc. On the occasions I have to talk to oracle from .net I just use one oracle dll to do it all for me. Saves Gb of space and all that oracle pollution. :laugh: And now that I've mention that name three times, I now owe them untold $$$$$$$$$$$$$:mad:

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                          Jorgen Andersson
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                          RossMW wrote:

                          I just use one oracle dll

                          Oracle.ManagedDataAccess.dll?

                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                          • J Jorgen Andersson

                            Should've known. :laugh:

                            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                            den2k88
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                            OMG Leslie Nielsen died![^] :omg: :-D

                            Geek code v 3.12 {      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

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                            • J Jorgen Andersson

                              RossMW wrote:

                              I just use one oracle dll

                              Oracle.ManagedDataAccess.dll?

                              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                              RossMW
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                              Not at work to check at the moment but that looks familiar:thumbsup:

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                                I even refuse to install the client software in my pc. On the occasions I have to talk to oracle from .net I just use one oracle dll to do it all for me. Saves Gb of space and all that oracle pollution. :laugh: And now that I've mention that name three times, I now owe them untold $$$$$$$$$$$$$:mad:

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                                Brittle1618
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                                Well I don't have any option other than using the technology "you mentioned three times(in your comment above)" at work.

                                RossMW wrote:

                                I now owe them untold $$$$$$$$$$$$$

                                :thumbsup:

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                                  Well I don't have any option other than using the technology "you mentioned three times(in your comment above)" at work.

                                  RossMW wrote:

                                  I now owe them untold $$$$$$$$$$$$$

                                  :thumbsup:

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                                  RossMW
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                                  Again, my condolences....

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                                  • J Jorgen Andersson

                                    Thanks for nothing.

                                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                    Shuqian Ying
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                                    zero is more than nothing since 100000000000000000 + -100000000000000000 = 0, therefore your thank is not enough!

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                                    • J Jorgen Andersson

                                      Thanks for nothing.

                                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                      W Balboos GHB
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                                      Hey - you know what they almost say:* Peer into the void. Behold: "It is what it isn't"

                                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                      "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                      • D den2k88

                                        OMG Leslie Nielsen died![^] :omg: :-D

                                        Geek code v 3.12 {      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

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                                        WoodseyAU
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                                        What date is your PC clock set to?

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                                          What date is your PC clock set to?

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                                          den2k88
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                                          01/01/1970. In fact that post was a prediction from the future ;P

                                          Geek code v 3.12 {      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

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