To the guy who invented zero

RossMW

I'm working with Oracle,

My condolences :)

CPallini

den2k88

Ron Anders wrote:

Commuter Science

In commuting zero is the standard: - probability of finding a seat on a train - probability of the train not being delayed - probability of the train not stopping for several minutes in the middle of nothing and nowhere without explanations (possibly alien abductions :D) - probability of not encountering both a Niki Lauda emule and an elder-with-the-hat driving in your direction. The first one endangering everyone with nasty overtakes, the second one creating kilometers of queue by his own forces.

Geek code v 3.12 { GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

Brittle1618

RossMW wrote:

My condolences

How could you say this in front of a happy, satisfied Oracle client like me :( Accept you condolences though. :laugh:

RossMW

I even refuse to install the client software in my pc. On the occasions I have to talk to oracle from .net I just use one oracle dll to do it all for me. Saves Gb of space and all that oracle pollution. :laugh: And now that I've mention that name three times, I now owe them untold $$$$$$$$$$$$$:mad:

Jorgen Andersson

Should've known. :laugh:

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

Jorgen Andersson

RossMW wrote:

I just use one oracle dll

Oracle.ManagedDataAccess.dll?

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

den2k88

OMG Leslie Nielsen died![^] :omg: :-D

Geek code v 3.12 { GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

RossMW

Not at work to check at the moment but that looks familiar:thumbsup:

Brittle1618

Well I don't have any option other than using the technology "you mentioned three times(in your comment above)" at work.

RossMW wrote:

I now owe them untold $$$$$$$$$$$$$

:thumbsup:

RossMW

Again, my condolences....

Shuqian Ying

zero is more than nothing since 100000000000000000 + -100000000000000000 = 0, therefore your thank is not enough!

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Hey - you know what they almost say:* Peer into the void. Behold: "It is what it isn't"

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WoodseyAU

What date is your PC clock set to?

den2k88

01/01/1970. In fact that post was a prediction from the future ;P

Geek code v 3.12 { GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

Palash Mondal_

I can't decipher what this is all about.