To the guy who invented zero
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It's unfortunate that all the rest of mankind live blissfully that all things begin with at least one of whatever but in Commuter Science zero is more than a viable quantity. Still tripping up the unchurhed too btw. ;-)
Ron Anders wrote:
Commuter Science
In commuting zero is the standard: - probability of finding a seat on a train - probability of the train not being delayed - probability of the train not stopping for several minutes in the middle of nothing and nowhere without explanations (possibly alien abductions :D) - probability of not encountering both a Niki Lauda emule and an elder-with-the-hat driving in your direction. The first one endangering everyone with nasty overtakes, the second one creating kilometers of queue by his own forces.
Geek code v 3.12 { GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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RossMW wrote:
My condolences
How could you say this in front of a happy, satisfied Oracle client like me :( Accept you condolences though. :laugh:
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RossMW wrote:
My condolences
How could you say this in front of a happy, satisfied Oracle client like me :( Accept you condolences though. :laugh:
I even refuse to install the client software in my pc. On the occasions I have to talk to oracle from .net I just use one oracle dll to do it all for me. Saves Gb of space and all that oracle pollution. :laugh: And now that I've mention that name three times, I now owe them untold $$$$$$$$$$$$$:mad:
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Should've known. :laugh:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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I even refuse to install the client software in my pc. On the occasions I have to talk to oracle from .net I just use one oracle dll to do it all for me. Saves Gb of space and all that oracle pollution. :laugh: And now that I've mention that name three times, I now owe them untold $$$$$$$$$$$$$:mad:
RossMW wrote:
I just use one oracle dll
Oracle.ManagedDataAccess.dll?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Should've known. :laugh:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
OMG Leslie Nielsen died![^] :omg: :-D
Geek code v 3.12 { GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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RossMW wrote:
I just use one oracle dll
Oracle.ManagedDataAccess.dll?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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I even refuse to install the client software in my pc. On the occasions I have to talk to oracle from .net I just use one oracle dll to do it all for me. Saves Gb of space and all that oracle pollution. :laugh: And now that I've mention that name three times, I now owe them untold $$$$$$$$$$$$$:mad:
Well I don't have any option other than using the technology "you mentioned three times(in your comment above)" at work.
RossMW wrote:
I now owe them untold $$$$$$$$$$$$$
:thumbsup:
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Well I don't have any option other than using the technology "you mentioned three times(in your comment above)" at work.
RossMW wrote:
I now owe them untold $$$$$$$$$$$$$
:thumbsup:
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Thanks for nothing.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
zero is more than nothing since 100000000000000000 + -100000000000000000 = 0, therefore your thank is not enough!
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Thanks for nothing.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Hey - you know what they almost say:* Peer into the void. Behold: "It is what it isn't"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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OMG Leslie Nielsen died![^] :omg: :-D
Geek code v 3.12 { GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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01/01/1970. In fact that post was a prediction from the future ;P
Geek code v 3.12 { GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Thanks for nothing.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
I can't decipher what this is all about.
