If it sounds too good to be true...
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Incredible Programmer with Real Talent Wanted ASAP (los angeles) compensation: Doe We are looking for an incredibly talented and gifted programmer to join us in developing a world changing platform that would be adopted by everyone in the world. We need a programmer who has been developing websites and platforms since they were a teenager! C, C++, PHP, Python, Javascript, and Go would be the languages you have mastered! The pay for this position is incredibly high, between $350k to $450K annually. You will only be required to be in the office to work when needed. Otherwise you are allowed to work remotely, so long as you get your tasks completed on time. Must have real talent, as we are creating a life changing platform that will change the medical industry. The team would be small, as there would only be 3 other programmers working with you. We have set aside 5 million to pay programmers, so this position is incredibly high paying. Please apply ONLY if you are truly skilled at programming: topfreelancegigs.work
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
Nothing like a little arrogance to fuel a new startup! Unfortunately, literally everyone thinks they have the next big thing; yet they never actually do. Good luck to the poor sap that gets suckered by this non-sense!
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Incredible Programmer with Real Talent Wanted ASAP (los angeles) compensation: Doe We are looking for an incredibly talented and gifted programmer to join us in developing a world changing platform that would be adopted by everyone in the world. We need a programmer who has been developing websites and platforms since they were a teenager! C, C++, PHP, Python, Javascript, and Go would be the languages you have mastered! The pay for this position is incredibly high, between $350k to $450K annually. You will only be required to be in the office to work when needed. Otherwise you are allowed to work remotely, so long as you get your tasks completed on time. Must have real talent, as we are creating a life changing platform that will change the medical industry. The team would be small, as there would only be 3 other programmers working with you. We have set aside 5 million to pay programmers, so this position is incredibly high paying. Please apply ONLY if you are truly skilled at programming: topfreelancegigs.work
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon!
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JimmyRopes wrote:
Using only 4 programmers!
We really shouldn't need more than 1 programmer should we? I mean what would all those people do? Now, Marketers...we're going to need 100s of them. :)
That's what the other three programmers are for. Three programmers are roughly equivalent to 99 marketers by my calculations. Sure there's a little bit of slack, but I'm confident if we pull together we can make up the difference!
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What you've assumed is that the pay is in US Dollars, it's not. They're actually paying you in Chilean Pesos.
No, no, it really is paid in Dollars. OK, Zimbabwean Dollars, but hey ...
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I thought that was the idea of "interview questions" articles? You learn 'em, the interviewer asks 'em, you parrot them back, you get the job! So obviously only the real, top quality, most experienceder of the experienciest, bestest of the bestest programmers would read them. :laugh: [OT] Google would appear to believe that "experienceder" is a real word, but "experienciest" isn't... [/OT]
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[OT] You just spelt it wrong, it's 'experiencist'. [/OT]
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Incredible Programmer with Real Talent Wanted ASAP (los angeles) compensation: Doe We are looking for an incredibly talented and gifted programmer to join us in developing a world changing platform that would be adopted by everyone in the world. We need a programmer who has been developing websites and platforms since they were a teenager! C, C++, PHP, Python, Javascript, and Go would be the languages you have mastered! The pay for this position is incredibly high, between $350k to $450K annually. You will only be required to be in the office to work when needed. Otherwise you are allowed to work remotely, so long as you get your tasks completed on time. Must have real talent, as we are creating a life changing platform that will change the medical industry. The team would be small, as there would only be 3 other programmers working with you. We have set aside 5 million to pay programmers, so this position is incredibly high paying. Please apply ONLY if you are truly skilled at programming: topfreelancegigs.work
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I was around when the first internet virus was deployed on DARPA. Imagine the fun of single stepping a DEC 8/12 to trap it.
The difficult may take time, the impossible a little longer.
That is cool. I remember reading about that virus in John McAfee's original book about viruses (virii).
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Incredible Programmer with Real Talent Wanted ASAP (los angeles) compensation: Doe We are looking for an incredibly talented and gifted programmer to join us in developing a world changing platform that would be adopted by everyone in the world. We need a programmer who has been developing websites and platforms since they were a teenager! C, C++, PHP, Python, Javascript, and Go would be the languages you have mastered! The pay for this position is incredibly high, between $350k to $450K annually. You will only be required to be in the office to work when needed. Otherwise you are allowed to work remotely, so long as you get your tasks completed on time. Must have real talent, as we are creating a life changing platform that will change the medical industry. The team would be small, as there would only be 3 other programmers working with you. We have set aside 5 million to pay programmers, so this position is incredibly high paying. Please apply ONLY if you are truly skilled at programming: topfreelancegigs.work
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
Wait, I was a teenager earlier this year, and have been programming for 3 years. I have slight knowledge of all of these, and I guess that would make me an expert. Where do I sign up?
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Incredible Programmer with Real Talent Wanted ASAP (los angeles) compensation: Doe We are looking for an incredibly talented and gifted programmer to join us in developing a world changing platform that would be adopted by everyone in the world. We need a programmer who has been developing websites and platforms since they were a teenager! C, C++, PHP, Python, Javascript, and Go would be the languages you have mastered! The pay for this position is incredibly high, between $350k to $450K annually. You will only be required to be in the office to work when needed. Otherwise you are allowed to work remotely, so long as you get your tasks completed on time. Must have real talent, as we are creating a life changing platform that will change the medical industry. The team would be small, as there would only be 3 other programmers working with you. We have set aside 5 million to pay programmers, so this position is incredibly high paying. Please apply ONLY if you are truly skilled at programming: topfreelancegigs.work
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Me Sir! Me Sir! Me! Me! Me! I was coding in C, C++, PHP, Python, Javascript, Go, Logo, Lego, and JustGo before you were born! Before I was born even! Gizza job: I kin do dat!
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Me! Me! Meeee! I have been coding since precambrian period together with Kevin, Bob and Stuart.
