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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013I'd suggest ...umm... some sort of fluid retaining device, perhaps made of latex, to prevent "liquids" coming into contact with delicate circuitry as well... :~
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013It would make more sense if it was more like;
Headline:
"Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots, Because If You Do, You'd Be a Freakin' Nutjob!"
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013I knew I should have shown him "Electro Gonorrhoea: The Noisy Killer". :)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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I'd suggest ...umm... some sort of fluid retaining device, perhaps made of latex, to prevent "liquids" coming into contact with delicate circuitry as well... :~
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with *that* kind of protection.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
It would make more sense if it was more like;
Headline:
"Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots, Because If You Do, You'd Be a Freakin' Nutjob!"
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013Yeah sure, it all seems OK until you hear "I'm sorry Dave John, I'm afraid I can't do that..."
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah sure, it all seems OK until you hear "I'm sorry Dave John, I'm afraid I can't do that..."
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Saying "can't" is different than saying "won't", but in either case, a software upgrade will fix that problem.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with *that* kind of protection.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Saying "can't" is different than saying "won't", but in either case, a software upgrade will fix that problem.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013A software degrade sounds more appropriate.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Well, it's kinda pointless to start a thread unless you're willing to participate in it. Besides, I'm just being pragmatic about it. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
What, like buy them dinner? :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013Except...it'll probably be programmed by the next generation of coders. Have you seen their prowess in QA recently? Personally, I wouldn't put any body parts I'm quite fond of inside anything developed by that lot... :~
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
What, like buy them dinner? :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Not to mention the fact that participating in "water sports" would not be on the recommended usage list, especially when the charger is plugged in...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
