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  • R realJSOP

    Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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    Bassam Abdul Baki
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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    I could go on...

    You must be a robot then. :D

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    • R realJSOP

      Saying "can't" is different than saying "won't", but in either case, a software upgrade will fix that problem.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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      jeron1
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      A software degrade sounds more appropriate.

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      • R realJSOP

        Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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        RossMW
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        I get the feeling you've thought too much about this... :laugh:

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        • R RossMW

          I get the feeling you've thought too much about this... :laugh:

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          realJSOP
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          Well, it's kinda pointless to start a thread unless you're willing to participate in it. Besides, I'm just being pragmatic about it. :)

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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          • B Bassam Abdul Baki

            I agree. The whole purpose of sex with robots would be not to have to do the things you'd do with an organic being.

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            OriginalGriff
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            What, like buy them dinner? :laugh:

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            • R realJSOP

              Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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              OriginalGriff
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              Except...it'll probably be programmed by the next generation of coders. Have you seen their prowess in QA recently? Personally, I wouldn't put any body parts I'm quite fond of inside anything developed by that lot... :~

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              • R realJSOP

                Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                Lost User
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                Yes? Oh, never mind. Not me :)

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  What, like buy them dinner? :laugh:

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                  I was thinking more of fumbling latex packets and pregnancy. :-)

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                  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                    I was thinking more of fumbling latex packets and pregnancy. :-)

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      realJSOP
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                      Not to mention the fact that participating in "water sports" would not be on the recommended usage list, especially when the charger is plugged in...

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        Bassam Abdul Baki
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                        That's one device men won't forget to charge. :-)

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                        • R realJSOP

                          Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                          kmoorevs
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                          Absolutely shocking! :omg: The other day, my local rag had the headline 'Workers Can Get Shot or Wear Mask' about flu shots for hospital workers. The next day, the headline was 'Major Crime Down in '. I kept reading to find out what major crime happened down there, only to find that it didn't happen. :confused: :laugh:

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                          • R realJSOP

                            Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with *that* kind of protection.

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with that kind of protection.

                            Failing that, you could use your Full Body Latex Suit. You do still have that out in the shed?

                            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with that kind of protection.

                              Failing that, you could use your Full Body Latex Suit. You do still have that out in the shed?

                              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                              realJSOP
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                              It's still in regular use. Fortunately, latex is easy to repair. :)

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                              • R realJSOP

                                Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                Mike Hankey
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                                Without an anti-static strap carpet sex would be unthinkable. Oops! :)

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  I'd suggest ...umm... some sort of fluid retaining device, perhaps made of latex, to prevent "liquids" coming into contact with delicate circuitry as well... :~

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  Vivi Chellappa
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                                  Robots? Why, when sheep are around? Griff, I really expected that as your answer.:rose:

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                                  • R realJSOP

                                    Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                    BillWoodruff
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                                    What I find really disturbing is that some people read the Drudge Report. p.s. I am a reader.

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                                    • R realJSOP

                                      Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                      Clumpco
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                                      I think that biggest worry should be the fact that it would have software and it would be hacked (far more fun than hacking people's fridges). I can see the tabloid headlines already...

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                                      • R realJSOP

                                        Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                        nathanprocks
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                                        After reading this thread, I started reading an article about auto-rooting Android adware and burst out laughing. The robots have already gotten sick of humans, so now they're f**king themselves. :laugh:

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                                        • R realJSOP

                                          Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                          Joan M
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                                          I can't imagine how trying to have sex with the robots I usually manage you can't lose an "important part" trying to you know, discovery channel... :rolleyes:

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