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  • R realJSOP

    Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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    Lost User
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    Yes? Oh, never mind. Not me :)

    There are strangers on the Plain, Croaker

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      What, like buy them dinner? :laugh:

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Bassam Abdul Baki
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      I was thinking more of fumbling latex packets and pregnancy. :-)

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        I was thinking more of fumbling latex packets and pregnancy. :-)

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        OriginalGriff
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        Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          realJSOP
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          Not to mention the fact that participating in "water sports" would not be on the recommended usage list, especially when the charger is plugged in...

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Bassam Abdul Baki
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            That's one device men won't forget to charge. :-)

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            • R realJSOP

              Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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              kmoorevs
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              Absolutely shocking! :omg: The other day, my local rag had the headline 'Workers Can Get Shot or Wear Mask' about flu shots for hospital workers. The next day, the headline was 'Major Crime Down in '. I kept reading to find out what major crime happened down there, only to find that it didn't happen. :confused: :laugh:

              "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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              • R realJSOP

                Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with *that* kind of protection.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with that kind of protection.

                Failing that, you could use your Full Body Latex Suit. You do still have that out in the shed?

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with that kind of protection.

                  Failing that, you could use your Full Body Latex Suit. You do still have that out in the shed?

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  realJSOP
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                  It's still in regular use. Fortunately, latex is easy to repair. :)

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                  When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                  • R realJSOP

                    Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                    Mike Hankey
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                    Without an anti-static strap carpet sex would be unthinkable. Oops! :)

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      I'd suggest ...umm... some sort of fluid retaining device, perhaps made of latex, to prevent "liquids" coming into contact with delicate circuitry as well... :~

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Vivi Chellappa
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                      Robots? Why, when sheep are around? Griff, I really expected that as your answer.:rose:

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                      • R realJSOP

                        Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                        When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                        BillWoodruff
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                        What I find really disturbing is that some people read the Drudge Report. p.s. I am a reader.

                        «I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.

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                        • R realJSOP

                          Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                          Clumpco
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                          I think that biggest worry should be the fact that it would have software and it would be hacked (far more fun than hacking people's fridges). I can see the tabloid headlines already...

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                          • R realJSOP

                            Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                            nathanprocks
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                            After reading this thread, I started reading an article about auto-rooting Android adware and burst out laughing. The robots have already gotten sick of humans, so now they're f**king themselves. :laugh:

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                            • R realJSOP

                              Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                              Joan M
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                              I can't imagine how trying to have sex with the robots I usually manage you can't lose an "important part" trying to you know, discovery channel... :rolleyes:

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                              • J jeron1

                                Yeah sure, it all seems OK until you hear "I'm sorry Dave John, I'm afraid I can't do that..."

                                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                Slacker007
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                                jeron1 wrote:

                                Yeah sure, it all seems OK until you hear "I'm sorry Dave John, I'm afraid I can't do that..."

                                :thumbsup::thumbsup:

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                                • B BillWoodruff

                                  What I find really disturbing is that some people read the Drudge Report. p.s. I am a reader.

                                  «I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.

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                                  Slacker007
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                                  I read the drudge report every day, and have, for years. And then I read CNN to see what the socialists are saying. It all balances out.

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                                  • R realJSOP

                                    Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                    Fabio Franco
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                                    Simply put: "Gross" :~

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                                    • V Vivi Chellappa

                                      Robots? Why, when sheep are around? Griff, I really expected that as your answer.:rose:

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                                      WiganLatics
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                                      Robotic sheep?

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Except...it'll probably be programmed by the next generation of coders. Have you seen their prowess in QA recently? Personally, I wouldn't put any body parts I'm quite fond of inside anything developed by that lot... :~

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                        Peter Mulholland
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                                        reminds me of the Big Bang episode with the robotic hand

                                        Pete

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                                        • R realJSOP

                                          Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                          CodeZombie62
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                                          This is possibly the most disturbing thread I've ever read here. LOL!

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