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Yeah sure, it all seems OK until you hear "I'm sorry Dave John, I'm afraid I can't do that..."
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Saying "can't" is different than saying "won't", but in either case, a software upgrade will fix that problem.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with *that* kind of protection.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Saying "can't" is different than saying "won't", but in either case, a software upgrade will fix that problem.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013A software degrade sounds more appropriate.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Well, it's kinda pointless to start a thread unless you're willing to participate in it. Besides, I'm just being pragmatic about it. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
What, like buy them dinner? :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner. 0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done. 1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied. 2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous. 3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter. 4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive. 5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements. I could go on...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013Except...it'll probably be programmed by the next generation of coders. Have you seen their prowess in QA recently? Personally, I wouldn't put any body parts I'm quite fond of inside anything developed by that lot... :~
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
What, like buy them dinner? :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Not to mention the fact that participating in "water sports" would not be on the recommended usage list, especially when the charger is plugged in...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Instead, you're fumbling for the charger and swearing because the lead is two feet too short... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013Absolutely shocking! :omg: The other day, my local rag had the headline 'Workers Can Get Shot or Wear Mask' about flu shots for hospital workers. The next day, the headline was 'Major Crime Down in '. I kept reading to find out what major crime happened down there, only to find that it didn't happen. :confused: :laugh:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with *that* kind of protection.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with that kind of protection.
Failing that, you could use your Full Body Latex Suit. You do still have that out in the shed?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with that kind of protection.
Failing that, you could use your Full Body Latex Suit. You do still have that out in the shed?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
It's still in regular use. Fortunately, latex is easy to repair. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013Without an anti-static strap carpet sex would be unthinkable. Oops! :)
New version: WinHeist Version
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I'd suggest ...umm... some sort of fluid retaining device, perhaps made of latex, to prevent "liquids" coming into contact with delicate circuitry as well... :~
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Robots? Why, when sheep are around? Griff, I really expected that as your answer.:rose:
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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013What I find really disturbing is that some people read the Drudge Report. p.s. I am a reader.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Actual Headline (on Drudge Report): "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots" I don't know what's more disturbing - that people are actually having sex with robots, or that there's someone out there that considers himself an expert regarding sex with robots. My view is that you just need to use the right protection, such as an anti-static strap to prevent you from accidently shorting out your sex robots circuitry.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
