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  • P Pete OHanlon

    That needs a cheque with more zeroes before the decimal.

    This space for rent

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    Colin Mullikin
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    Like this $0000001.00? :-\

    The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      As long as the check doesn't bounce, they can call me whatever they want.

      This space for rent

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      Lost User
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      ..the problem is that peoples' ideas (and hence actions) are based on abstract things like words. First you call them a dumb fuck, next you'll treat them as one. Repeating the name has a NLP-like effect. And no, they can't call you what they want; one might break the law in doing so.

      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        No, I'm suggesting that it's not important to care what someone else calls you. If your sense of self-worth is invested purely in what someone else thinks of you or calls you, you need to reevaluate your priorities in life.

        This space for rent

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        Jorgen Andersson
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        So let me ask you another question then. Do you believe it's ok to use degrading names as long as the target gets paid?

        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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        • T Tim Carmichael

          As with many terms, context is important. A number of years back, I was sitting at lunch with a couple of co-workers. One noted he was on vacation the following week, as said, "Lucky bastard, I wish I had vacation time." In context, the term was simply a phrase - no insult intended. However, for years afterward, I was subjected to muttered insults because he perceived me as questioning whether his parents were married or not when he was born. If he had questioned me at the time, I would have apologized if he was insulted. Instead, he waited for years until the witness to the conversation was leaving the company, and then he complained to my manager because he was about to lose the only witness. When confronted by my manager, I repeated the conversation and noted that, in context, no insult was intended. So? Is code monkey a degrading term? Depends on how it was used... much the same way as mechanics are often called grease monkeys.

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          TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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          You're right, you effing bastard!

          Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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          • B BillWoodruff

            At the end of another day of the joy of programming, fresh bananas in hand, I respect myself too much to give a shyte what other people think :)

            «I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.

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            TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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            BillWoodruff wrote:

            bananas in hand

            hmmmmm.... tmi, I think

            Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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            • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

              You're right, you effing bastard!

              Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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              Tim Carmichael
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              Exactly....

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                No, I'm suggesting that it's not important to care what someone else calls you. If your sense of self-worth is invested purely in what someone else thinks of you or calls you, you need to reevaluate your priorities in life.

                This space for rent

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                WiganLatics
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                The point here is that in terms of your career it does matter whether you are respected. Otherwise you won't progress. Unless you are genuinely happy to stasy as a code monkey forever in which case it is all cool...

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                • Y Ygnaiih

                  Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey? I was talking to a system architect and he casually called me a "Code Monkey". BTW that guy works for another outfit. Developers are not respected where I work either. At my shop I have been called a "Worker Bee".

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                  WiganLatics
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                  Obligatory Dilbert Reference: http://dilbert.com/strip/2008-03-04[^]

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                  • J Jorgen Andersson

                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                    Do you really care what someone else calls you?

                    Are you suggesting it's ok to use degrading names as long as the target gets paid?

                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                    W Balboos GHB
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                    Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                    as long as the target gets paid?

                    Well, that's a pretty good start.

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    • Y Ygnaiih

                      Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey? I was talking to a system architect and he casually called me a "Code Monkey". BTW that guy works for another outfit. Developers are not respected where I work either. At my shop I have been called a "Worker Bee".

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                      W Balboos GHB
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                      A server guy once called me a code monkey - he's been a server monkey ever since - no big deal with a beer apiece. As for your workplace - well I've heard of such situations (mainly in Dilbert) - but in my place (not a software outfit) people come to IT for a hoped-for "boon of coding." IT can (and should) present itself as a priesthood (think in terms of user kowtow). Finally - once they're steeped in your code, you have them by the proverbial short-hairs. They just need to be reminded.

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      • Y Ygnaiih

                        Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey? I was talking to a system architect and he casually called me a "Code Monkey". BTW that guy works for another outfit. Developers are not respected where I work either. At my shop I have been called a "Worker Bee".

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                        Joe Woodbury
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                        Worker Bee is a compliment and distinguishes those people actually doing something from the management who sit in meetings and don't actually do anything. Code Monkey is an insult meaning that even a mindless monkey could do the job. I've have treated as such by management and architects.

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                        • J Joe Woodbury

                          Worker Bee is a compliment and distinguishes those people actually doing something from the management who sit in meetings and don't actually do anything. Code Monkey is an insult meaning that even a mindless monkey could do the job. I've have treated as such by management and architects.

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                          Ygnaiih
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                          Worker bee is an insult. There is no differentiation between the skills sets of the bees. Any bee could potentially do any other bees job.

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                          • Y Ygnaiih

                            Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey? I was talking to a system architect and he casually called me a "Code Monkey". BTW that guy works for another outfit. Developers are not respected where I work either. At my shop I have been called a "Worker Bee".

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                            Mycroft Holmes
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                            I call myself a code monkey in some contexts, I also call guys data monkeys, they call themselves data scientists. You do need some context!

                            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                            • Y Ygnaiih

                              Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey? I was talking to a system architect and he casually called me a "Code Monkey". BTW that guy works for another outfit. Developers are not respected where I work either. At my shop I have been called a "Worker Bee".

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                              BigChristopher
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                              Code cutter

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                Do you enjoy what you do? Do you get paid for it? Do you really care what someone else calls you?

                                This space for rent

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                                Marco Bertschi
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                                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                Do you really care what someone else calls you?

                                As many others stated, context (and tone) are important. If a manager would constantly call me code monkey I'd loose my respect towards him and in consequence question his quality as a manager (which in the end leads to me looking for a better job). If a friend 'd call me a code monkey I wouldn't really care.

                                "A property doesn't have to be a Property to be a property." - PIEBALDConsult

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                                • Y Ygnaiih

                                  Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey? I was talking to a system architect and he casually called me a "Code Monkey". BTW that guy works for another outfit. Developers are not respected where I work either. At my shop I have been called a "Worker Bee".

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                                  Kirk 10389821
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                                  Wow, that is pretty outrageous. I have called programmers, "coders". The upside is that he might have meant it "endearingly" ??? :-) Anyways, I probably would have said (and note the wording) to that IDIOT: What would you find more insulting "Code Monkey" or "Architectural ArseHole"? As for the "Worker Bee"... I would ask my boss if that makes HIM the "Queen?" .. Then again, I have been IN TROUBLE with management, so going my route might lead to a consulting career where you work for yourself, but LOVE LIFE soooo much more!!! I would say it was RUDE. BTW, I have found MOST Architects who think that way, FAIL. And I have seen more than one business bankrupted by them. So hold on to the outcomes to come!

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                                  • Y Ygnaiih

                                    Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey? I was talking to a system architect and he casually called me a "Code Monkey". BTW that guy works for another outfit. Developers are not respected where I work either. At my shop I have been called a "Worker Bee".

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                                    madprogrammi
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                                    Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey?

                                    Yes, but never by a professional. It all depends on how you see the term. I tend to take it as a complement - actually. You're agile and limber enough to swing through the mazes of code. And they're one of the smarter species... If it was continually used in a professional environment, I'd slowly lose respect for the source. It's like calling an architect an origami maker - sure, it might go together pretty, but does anybody care for more than a few weeks?

                                    When I talk to people who don't even know what source code is, I open an editor window and say "This is what we go through every time you find a bug!"

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                                    • Y Ygnaiih

                                      Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey? I was talking to a system architect and he casually called me a "Code Monkey". BTW that guy works for another outfit. Developers are not respected where I work either. At my shop I have been called a "Worker Bee".

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                                      User 11605357
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                                      I interpret "Code Monkey" as a term of endearment, and I call myself this all the time. I am a simple creature who loves to play with code. I do not take offense from this term :) see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWrjYdD0Tg0[^]

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                                      • Y Ygnaiih

                                        Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey? I was talking to a system architect and he casually called me a "Code Monkey". BTW that guy works for another outfit. Developers are not respected where I work either. At my shop I have been called a "Worker Bee".

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                                        David Carta
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                                        The first time I heard the term was by an employee who referred to himself as a Code Monkey. I didn't think anything about it except it was a humorous moniker. My take from him was that he was happy just sitting in his office as long as we kept throwing him bananas (paying him) and giving him fun toys to play with (cool programming problems).

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                                        • Y Ygnaiih

                                          Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey? I was talking to a system architect and he casually called me a "Code Monkey". BTW that guy works for another outfit. Developers are not respected where I work either. At my shop I have been called a "Worker Bee".

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                                          iamuke
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                                          I have named myself "Principal Software Simian" in my AD profile.

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