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  • N Nish Nishant

    I'd be kicked out of my house if I shaved my head.

    Regards, Nish


    Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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    Mike Hankey
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    Touché :)

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    • A Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

      I think he was never off to second place at all! He was richest, in 2015 too. Anyways, if all the problem is to get the haircut, come to Pakistan. Because, barbers here can offer a "suitable" haircut in just $0.5 (Which is 50 rupees), with proper shave and mustache trimming for just extra $0.1! :-)

      The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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      Nish Nishant
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      Ah, haircut-tourism (like medical tourism). :-)

      Regards, Nish


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      • N Nish Nishant

        - Bill Gates Is Richest Person on Earth, According to Wealth-X[^] 1. Bill Gates $87.4 billion 2. Amancio Ortega $66.8 Billion 3. Warren Buffett $60.7 Billion 4. Jeff Bezos $56.6 Billion 5. David Koch $47.4 Billion 6. Charles Koch $46.8 Billion 7. Larry Ellison $45.3 Billion 8. Mark Zuckerberg $42.8 Billion 9. Michael Bloomberg $42.1 Billion 10. Ingvar Kamprad $39.3 Billion Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off. :-D

        Regards, Nish


        Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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        raddevus
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        Nish Nishant wrote:

        Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off

        I know this isn't a joke, because I am in the same situation. This is going down for real!! I always wait for the $2 off. :)

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        • N Nish Nishant

          - Bill Gates Is Richest Person on Earth, According to Wealth-X[^] 1. Bill Gates $87.4 billion 2. Amancio Ortega $66.8 Billion 3. Warren Buffett $60.7 Billion 4. Jeff Bezos $56.6 Billion 5. David Koch $47.4 Billion 6. Charles Koch $46.8 Billion 7. Larry Ellison $45.3 Billion 8. Mark Zuckerberg $42.8 Billion 9. Michael Bloomberg $42.1 Billion 10. Ingvar Kamprad $39.3 Billion Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off. :-D

          Regards, Nish


          Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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          9082365
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          Nish Nishant wrote:

          Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off.

          I haven't paid for a haircut my whole life. My Dad did it until I got married. My wife did it until we separated. I did it myself until 2014. I just haven't bothered since (the advantages of not having to worry about what anybody thinks any more!)

          I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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          • N Nish Nishant

            - Bill Gates Is Richest Person on Earth, According to Wealth-X[^] 1. Bill Gates $87.4 billion 2. Amancio Ortega $66.8 Billion 3. Warren Buffett $60.7 Billion 4. Jeff Bezos $56.6 Billion 5. David Koch $47.4 Billion 6. Charles Koch $46.8 Billion 7. Larry Ellison $45.3 Billion 8. Mark Zuckerberg $42.8 Billion 9. Michael Bloomberg $42.1 Billion 10. Ingvar Kamprad $39.3 Billion Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off. :-D

            Regards, Nish


            Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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            F ES Sitecore
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            Damn, I'm #11, maybe next year....

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            • M Mike Hankey

              Nish Nishant wrote:

              Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off.

              I solved that problem about 7 years ago! That's the last time I went for a haircut.

              New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta
              Coffee I need...or kill you I will!

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              OriginalGriff
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              Over 20 years for me - I have a full head of hair, and a pony that self-regulates at about 18 inches long...

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              • N Nish Nishant

                - Bill Gates Is Richest Person on Earth, According to Wealth-X[^] 1. Bill Gates $87.4 billion 2. Amancio Ortega $66.8 Billion 3. Warren Buffett $60.7 Billion 4. Jeff Bezos $56.6 Billion 5. David Koch $47.4 Billion 6. Charles Koch $46.8 Billion 7. Larry Ellison $45.3 Billion 8. Mark Zuckerberg $42.8 Billion 9. Michael Bloomberg $42.1 Billion 10. Ingvar Kamprad $39.3 Billion Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off. :-D

                Regards, Nish


                Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                jeron1
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                Damn him, that means I'm now at 6,999,999,999!

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                • F F ES Sitecore

                  Damn, I'm #11, maybe next year....

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  And then there's me, down at 106 or so... Can I borrow a couple of million until payday?

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • N Nish Nishant

                    - Bill Gates Is Richest Person on Earth, According to Wealth-X[^] 1. Bill Gates $87.4 billion 2. Amancio Ortega $66.8 Billion 3. Warren Buffett $60.7 Billion 4. Jeff Bezos $56.6 Billion 5. David Koch $47.4 Billion 6. Charles Koch $46.8 Billion 7. Larry Ellison $45.3 Billion 8. Mark Zuckerberg $42.8 Billion 9. Michael Bloomberg $42.1 Billion 10. Ingvar Kamprad $39.3 Billion Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off. :-D

                    Regards, Nish


                    Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                    Corporal Agarn
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                    Right there with you, except I look for senior discount. :-D

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                    • N Nish Nishant

                      - Bill Gates Is Richest Person on Earth, According to Wealth-X[^] 1. Bill Gates $87.4 billion 2. Amancio Ortega $66.8 Billion 3. Warren Buffett $60.7 Billion 4. Jeff Bezos $56.6 Billion 5. David Koch $47.4 Billion 6. Charles Koch $46.8 Billion 7. Larry Ellison $45.3 Billion 8. Mark Zuckerberg $42.8 Billion 9. Michael Bloomberg $42.1 Billion 10. Ingvar Kamprad $39.3 Billion Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off. :-D

                      Regards, Nish


                      Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                      Sander Rossel
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                      Nish Nishant wrote:

                      Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off. :-D

                      That's how Bill saved for the #1 spot! :D

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                      Regards, Sander

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                      • A Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

                        I think he was never off to second place at all! He was richest, in 2015 too. Anyways, if all the problem is to get the haircut, come to Pakistan. Because, barbers here can offer a "suitable" haircut in just $0.5 (Which is 50 rupees), with proper shave and mustache trimming for just extra $0.1! :-)

                        The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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                        Dan Neely
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                        So to save ~$10 on a haircut, I should spend ~$1000 on airfare. Yup. Makes perfect sense. :laugh:

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                        • N Nish Nishant

                          I'd be kicked out of my house if I shaved my head.

                          Regards, Nish


                          Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                          Gary Wheeler
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                          Come now. I don't think Smitha would kick you out. Rohan's giggling, on the other hand...

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          • M Mike Hankey

                            Nish Nishant wrote:

                            Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off.

                            I solved that problem about 7 years ago! That's the last time I went for a haircut.

                            New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta
                            Coffee I need...or kill you I will!

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                            Gary Wheeler
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                            I haven't paid for a hair cut in 25 years. Every couple of weeks I get out the clippers and buzz it off.

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                              Come now. I don't think Smitha would kick you out. Rohan's giggling, on the other hand...

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              Nish Nishant
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                              Well, he may insist on trying it out too :-)

                              Regards, Nish


                              Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                              • N Nish Nishant

                                Well, he may insist on trying it out too :-)

                                Regards, Nish


                                Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                In that case you'd be doomed   :laugh: .

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  And then there's me, down at 106 or so... Can I borrow a couple of million until payday?

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  Yusuf
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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  Can I borrow a couple of million until payday?

                                  "...I got into real estate by borrowing small amount of money, few millions from my dad..." Trump :-O

                                  Yusuf May I help you?

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                                  • G Gary Wheeler

                                    I haven't paid for a hair cut in 25 years. Every couple of weeks I get out the clippers and buzz it off.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    Mike Hankey
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                                    The easy way out. If mine gets much thinner I'll be looking for a razor!

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Over 20 years for me - I have a full head of hair, and a pony that self-regulates at about 18 inches long...

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                      Mike Hankey
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                                      It's funny how that works, seems like it gets to a certain length and that's it?

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                                      • M Mike Hankey

                                        The easy way out. If mine gets much thinner I'll be looking for a razor!

                                        New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta
                                        Coffee I need...or kill you I will!

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                                        Gary Wheeler
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                                        Mike Hankey wrote:

                                        I'll be looking for a razor!

                                        I'm too lazy for that. A couple friends of mine go for the shaved-head look, and it's a lot of work. Every couple of days you have to go over it.

                                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                                        • G Gary Wheeler

                                          Mike Hankey wrote:

                                          I'll be looking for a razor!

                                          I'm too lazy for that. A couple friends of mine go for the shaved-head look, and it's a lot of work. Every couple of days you have to go over it.

                                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                                          Mike Hankey
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                                          I'm not there yet but it won't be long, I'll decide when I do get there. Somewhere the other day I saw where someone had transferred a head to another body...maybe a 21 year old head? :)

                                          New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta
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