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  • M Mark_Wallace

    They won't make any money out of me, so they're just achtung like idiots.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    Lost User
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    They can go to heil. (I only know about 10 German words so I'm really surprised at how well this is going.)

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    • M Mark_Wallace

      I mean, wtf? I've been flooded with it for the last week or so. Have the nice boys discovered that German IPs don't get canned, or something?

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Lost User
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      So "German Spam" is something more bad than any other spam?:confused:

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      • L Lost User

        So "German Spam" is something more bad than any other spam?:confused:

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        Lost User
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        I think the point was that it was getting through because it was German. But in answer to your question, yes anything German is wurst. Have you ever had German measles compared to the regular kind?

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          They can go to heil. (I only know about 10 German words so I'm really surprised at how well this is going.)

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          OriginalGriff
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          PompeyThree wrote:

          I only know about 10 German words so I'm really surprised at how well this is going.

          Don't mention the war.

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • M Mark_Wallace

            I mean, wtf? I've been flooded with it for the last week or so. Have the nice boys discovered that German IPs don't get canned, or something?

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            realJSOP
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            That's the wurst kind of spam too...

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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            When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              PompeyThree wrote:

              I only know about 10 German words so I'm really surprised at how well this is going.

              Don't mention the war.

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Lost User
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              I did once...but I think I got away with it.

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                That's the wurst kind of spam too...

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                Lost User
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                Been there...done that.[^]

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  I mean, wtf? I've been flooded with it for the last week or so. Have the nice boys discovered that German IPs don't get canned, or something?

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Marc Clifton
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                  It's part of Merkel's new anti-trust regulations, allowing German spammers to have access to the world. Watch out for anti-Trump subliminal messages! Marc

                  Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                  • L Lost User

                    I think the point was that it was getting through because it was German. But in answer to your question, yes anything German is wurst. Have you ever had German measles compared to the regular kind?

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                    Lost User
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                    No sorry, no expririence with measles, only with "German HIV", "German Syphilis" and "German Pubic lice", but it was worth it ;P :laugh:

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                    • M Marc Clifton

                      It's part of Merkel's new anti-trust regulations, allowing German spammers to have access to the world. Watch out for anti-Trump subliminal messages! Marc

                      Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                      Jorgen Andersson
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                      I can't imagine anything subliminal anti-Trump to work. Actually, I can't imagine anything subliminal to do with Trump

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                      • L Lost User

                        I did once...but I think I got away with it.

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                        Steve Wellens
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                        Any German that would spam you is a real Deutsche bag.

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                        • M Marc Clifton

                          It's part of Merkel's new anti-trust regulations, allowing German spammers to have access to the world. Watch out for anti-Trump subliminal messages! Marc

                          Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                          Lost User
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                          Well, it will be only fair, Donald Drumpf (renamed for marketing purposes to Trump) traces back to Kallstadt, Bayern, just like the ketchup producer Heinz, who wasn't quite as ashamed of his name. This German village wants to be known for wine. Instead, it’s Trump — and ‘Drumpf.’ - The Washington Post[^]

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                          • M Mark_Wallace

                            I mean, wtf? I've been flooded with it for the last week or so. Have the nice boys discovered that German IPs don't get canned, or something?

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            KarstenK
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                            German spam is like "normal spam" but cut in tasty thin slices. :rolleyes:

                            Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                            • J Jorgen Andersson

                              I can't imagine anything subliminal anti-Trump to work. Actually, I can't imagine anything subliminal to do with Trump

                              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                              Actually, I can't imagine anything subliminal to do with Trump

                              His toupee glue.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                No sorry, no expririence with measles, only with "German HIV", "German Syphilis" and "German Pubic lice", but it was worth it ;P :laugh:

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                We should win an award for the first CP Lounge thread to ever mention German pubic lice. It's our Mornington Crescent.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  Been there...done that.[^]

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  So this is the wurst Leslie?

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    German spam is like "normal spam" but cut in tasty thin slices. :rolleyes:

                                    Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    And smoked in special smoking chambers.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    • M Mark_Wallace

                                      I mean, wtf? I've been flooded with it for the last week or so. Have the nice boys discovered that German IPs don't get canned, or something?

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      Joe Woodbury
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                                      Shouldn't that be SVAF?

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                                      • J Joe Woodbury

                                        Shouldn't that be SVAF?

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        Ik sprek... ck... kt... Oh, bugger it. I don't speak German.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • M Mark_Wallace

                                          Ik sprek... ck... kt... Oh, bugger it. I don't speak German.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          Joe Woodbury
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                                          That's the joy of Google translate: you can pretend the German translation of "Specially Processed American Meat" is accurate.

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