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  • R realJSOP

    That's the wurst kind of spam too...

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    Lost User
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    Been there...done that.[^]

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      I mean, wtf? I've been flooded with it for the last week or so. Have the nice boys discovered that German IPs don't get canned, or something?

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Marc Clifton
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      It's part of Merkel's new anti-trust regulations, allowing German spammers to have access to the world. Watch out for anti-Trump subliminal messages! Marc

      Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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      • L Lost User

        I think the point was that it was getting through because it was German. But in answer to your question, yes anything German is wurst. Have you ever had German measles compared to the regular kind?

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        Lost User
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        No sorry, no expririence with measles, only with "German HIV", "German Syphilis" and "German Pubic lice", but it was worth it ;P :laugh:

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          It's part of Merkel's new anti-trust regulations, allowing German spammers to have access to the world. Watch out for anti-Trump subliminal messages! Marc

          Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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          Jorgen Andersson
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          I can't imagine anything subliminal anti-Trump to work. Actually, I can't imagine anything subliminal to do with Trump

          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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          • L Lost User

            I did once...but I think I got away with it.

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            Steve Wellens
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            Any German that would spam you is a real Deutsche bag.

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            • M Marc Clifton

              It's part of Merkel's new anti-trust regulations, allowing German spammers to have access to the world. Watch out for anti-Trump subliminal messages! Marc

              Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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              Lost User
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              Well, it will be only fair, Donald Drumpf (renamed for marketing purposes to Trump) traces back to Kallstadt, Bayern, just like the ketchup producer Heinz, who wasn't quite as ashamed of his name. This German village wants to be known for wine. Instead, it’s Trump — and ‘Drumpf.’ - The Washington Post[^]

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                I mean, wtf? I've been flooded with it for the last week or so. Have the nice boys discovered that German IPs don't get canned, or something?

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                KarstenK
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                German spam is like "normal spam" but cut in tasty thin slices. :rolleyes:

                Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                • J Jorgen Andersson

                  I can't imagine anything subliminal anti-Trump to work. Actually, I can't imagine anything subliminal to do with Trump

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                  Actually, I can't imagine anything subliminal to do with Trump

                  His toupee glue.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • L Lost User

                    No sorry, no expririence with measles, only with "German HIV", "German Syphilis" and "German Pubic lice", but it was worth it ;P :laugh:

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    We should win an award for the first CP Lounge thread to ever mention German pubic lice. It's our Mornington Crescent.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • L Lost User

                      Been there...done that.[^]

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      So this is the wurst Leslie?

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • K KarstenK

                        German spam is like "normal spam" but cut in tasty thin slices. :rolleyes:

                        Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        And smoked in special smoking chambers.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        • M Mark_Wallace

                          I mean, wtf? I've been flooded with it for the last week or so. Have the nice boys discovered that German IPs don't get canned, or something?

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Joe Woodbury
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                          Shouldn't that be SVAF?

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                            Shouldn't that be SVAF?

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            Ik sprek... ck... kt... Oh, bugger it. I don't speak German.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              Ik sprek... ck... kt... Oh, bugger it. I don't speak German.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              Joe Woodbury
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                              That's the joy of Google translate: you can pretend the German translation of "Specially Processed American Meat" is accurate.

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                                That's the joy of Google translate: you can pretend the German translation of "Specially Processed American Meat" is accurate.

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                meh. Anyone who googles to take part in a discussion should be just as ignored as if he stopped to google during a face-to-face discussion.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  meh. Anyone who googles to take part in a discussion should be just as ignored as if he stopped to google during a face-to-face discussion.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  Joe Woodbury
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                                  Jeder, der an einer Diskussion zu nehmen googelt sollte genauso ignoriert , als ob er während einer face-to -face Diskussion zu Google gestoppt. ;)

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                                    Jeder, der an einer Diskussion zu nehmen googelt sollte genauso ignoriert , als ob er während einer face-to -face Diskussion zu Google gestoppt. ;)

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    Non capisco una sega. (And I ain't talking Genesis)

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    • M Mark_Wallace

                                      I mean, wtf? I've been flooded with it for the last week or so. Have the nice boys discovered that German IPs don't get canned, or something?

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      Richard Deeming
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                                      Are you using Hotmail / Outlook.com by any chance? Outlook and Hotmail flooded by spam - BBC News[^]


                                      "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                                      "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                                      • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

                                        Are you using Hotmail / Outlook.com by any chance? Outlook and Hotmail flooded by spam - BBC News[^]


                                        "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        I have an outlook.com account that's essentially a spam dump for messages from microsoft (I sometimes use it to log in to my laptop, but usually use a local ID). I dread to think how many spam messages it's received. I'll log in and indiscriminately delete everything, just to make sure they don't close it.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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