German Spam

[OriginalGriff]

PompeyThree wrote:

I only know about 10 German words so I'm really surprised at how well this is going.

Don't mention the war.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[realJSOP]

That's the wurst kind of spam too...

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

[Lost User]

I did once...but I think I got away with it.

[Lost User]

Been there...done that.[^]

[Marc Clifton]

It's part of Merkel's new anti-trust regulations, allowing German spammers to have access to the world. Watch out for anti-Trump subliminal messages! Marc

Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

[Lost User]

No sorry, no expririence with measles, only with "German HIV", "German Syphilis" and "German Pubic lice", but it was worth it ;P :laugh:

[Jorgen Andersson]

I can't imagine anything subliminal anti-Trump to work. Actually, I can't imagine anything subliminal to do with Trump

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

[Steve Wellens]

Any German that would spam you is a real Deutsche bag.

[Lost User]

Well, it will be only fair, Donald Drumpf (renamed for marketing purposes to Trump) traces back to Kallstadt, Bayern, just like the ketchup producer Heinz, who wasn't quite as ashamed of his name. This German village wants to be known for wine. Instead, it’s Trump — and ‘Drumpf.’ - The Washington Post[^]

[KarstenK]

German spam is like "normal spam" but cut in tasty thin slices. :rolleyes:

Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

[Mark_Wallace]

Jörgen Andersson wrote:

Actually, I can't imagine anything subliminal to do with Trump

His toupee glue.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mark_Wallace]

We should win an award for the first CP Lounge thread to ever mention German pubic lice. It's our Mornington Crescent.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mark_Wallace]

So this is the wurst Leslie?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mark_Wallace]

And smoked in special smoking chambers.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Joe Woodbury]

Shouldn't that be SVAF?

[Mark_Wallace]

Ik sprek... ck... kt... Oh, bugger it. I don't speak German.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Joe Woodbury]

That's the joy of Google translate: you can pretend the German translation of "Specially Processed American Meat" is accurate.

[Mark_Wallace]

meh. Anyone who googles to take part in a discussion should be just as ignored as if he stopped to google during a face-to-face discussion.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Joe Woodbury]

Jeder, der an einer Diskussion zu nehmen googelt sollte genauso ignoriert , als ob er während einer face-to -face Diskussion zu Google gestoppt. ;)

[Mark_Wallace]

Non capisco una sega. (And I ain't talking Genesis)

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!