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    Marc Clifton
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    Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

    Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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      Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

      Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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      Aless Alessio
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      let's make an agreement, mate: you'll deal with my XAML and i ll take your javascript duties

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        Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

        Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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        Clifford Nelson
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        Of course that is not really Javascript's problem. I see plenty of stupid errors in Visual Studio. Sometimes when you have a mistake that means that a project does not compile there are a ton of others. Then there was the time that I had a WPF UserControl and the code behind did not see the names in the XAML. I would love to blame Javascript for this problem since I am not fond of the language for a number or reasons, but in this case I cannot.

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          Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

          Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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          KarstenK
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          use some codechecker like jslint. It may suck sometimes, but it also helps. Do you know Swift? :~

          Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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            Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

            Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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            Vincent Maverick Durano
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            9 out of 10 hates JavaScript. But if you have the right tools (debugging/diagnostics) then you should be fine :) PS: I also hate JS. Thanks to TypeScript for making my life less stressed! :laugh:

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              let's make an agreement, mate: you'll deal with my XAML and i ll take your javascript duties

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              Vincent Maverick Durano
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              Aless Alessio wrote:

              XAML and i ll take your javascript duties

              deal with my 4 year old kid, and I'll take care of your XAML ;P

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                let's make an agreement, mate: you'll deal with my XAML and i ll take your javascript duties

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Done! I love XAML.

                This space for rent

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                  Done! I love XAML.

                  This space for rent

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                  Aless Alessio
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                  :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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                    :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Yes.

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      Not at all. There are masochists in all walks of life

                      This space for rent

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                        Not at all. There are masochists in all walks of life

                        This space for rent

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                        Aless Alessio
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                        :-D come ooooooooooooon With the relatively new "ECMA6", writing in Javascript is pretty much like writing in C# ECMAScript 6: New Features: Overview and Comparison[^]

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                          :-D come ooooooooooooon With the relatively new "ECMA6", writing in Javascript is pretty much like writing in C# ECMAScript 6: New Features: Overview and Comparison[^]

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                          Aless Alessio wrote:

                          With the relatively new "ECMA6", writing in Javascript is pretty much like writing in C#

                          I admire your optimism.

                          This space for rent

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                            :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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                            W Balboos GHB
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                            The ones who belly-ache about JavaScript are just frustrated VB6 users. Don't pay them any mind.

                            Ravings en masse^

                            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

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                              let's make an agreement, mate: you'll deal with my XAML and i ll take your javascript duties

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                              Marc Clifton
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                              Aless Alessio wrote:

                              you'll deal with my XAML and i ll take your javascript duties

                              No way! I'm not touching that mess! Marc

                              Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                                9 out of 10 hates JavaScript. But if you have the right tools (debugging/diagnostics) then you should be fine :) PS: I also hate JS. Thanks to TypeScript for making my life less stressed! :laugh:

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                                Marc Clifton
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                                Vincent Maverick Durano wrote:

                                Thanks to TypeScript for making my life less stressed!

                                Why do I not believe you? :~ Marc

                                Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                                  use some codechecker like jslint. It may suck sometimes, but it also helps. Do you know Swift? :~

                                  Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                                  Marc Clifton
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                                  KarstenK wrote:

                                  use some codechecker like jslint. It may suck sometimes, but it also helps.

                                  I can only imagine the thousands of warning and errors produced by this project, which is built around Django and Backbone.

                                  KarstenK wrote:

                                  Do you know Swift?

                                  Nope -- I take it it has obscure error messages too? Marc

                                  Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                                    :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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                                    Keith Barrow
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                                    Nope - once you know what you are doing it's perfectly fine. [Edit] Except for floats.

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                                      Vincent Maverick Durano wrote:

                                      Thanks to TypeScript for making my life less stressed!

                                      Why do I not believe you? :~ Marc

                                      Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                                      Vincent Maverick Durano
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                                      Marc Clifton wrote:

                                      Why do I not believe you? :~

                                      Because you hate JavaScript. ;P

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                                        :-D come ooooooooooooon With the relatively new "ECMA6", writing in Javascript is pretty much like writing in C# ECMAScript 6: New Features: Overview and Comparison[^]

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Burn the heretic...! Off with his head and a stick to his heart! What a despicable creature. :wtf:

                                        Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment...
                                        In the worst way that could be possible!

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                                          Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

                                          Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                                          raddevus
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                                          10 minutes is fast to find that. I'm serious. I've had a single missing comma cost me over an hour. Painful.

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