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  • M Marc Clifton

    Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

    Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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    Vincent Maverick Durano
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    9 out of 10 hates JavaScript. But if you have the right tools (debugging/diagnostics) then you should be fine :) PS: I also hate JS. Thanks to TypeScript for making my life less stressed! :laugh:

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      let's make an agreement, mate: you'll deal with my XAML and i ll take your javascript duties

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      Vincent Maverick Durano
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      Aless Alessio wrote:

      XAML and i ll take your javascript duties

      deal with my 4 year old kid, and I'll take care of your XAML ;P

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        let's make an agreement, mate: you'll deal with my XAML and i ll take your javascript duties

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        Pete OHanlon
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        Done! I love XAML.

        This space for rent

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          Done! I love XAML.

          This space for rent

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          Aless Alessio
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          :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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            :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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            OriginalGriff
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            Yes.

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • A Aless Alessio

              :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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              Pete OHanlon
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              Not at all. There are masochists in all walks of life

              This space for rent

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Not at all. There are masochists in all walks of life

                This space for rent

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                Aless Alessio
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                :-D come ooooooooooooon With the relatively new "ECMA6", writing in Javascript is pretty much like writing in C# ECMAScript 6: New Features: Overview and Comparison[^]

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                  :-D come ooooooooooooon With the relatively new "ECMA6", writing in Javascript is pretty much like writing in C# ECMAScript 6: New Features: Overview and Comparison[^]

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  Aless Alessio wrote:

                  With the relatively new "ECMA6", writing in Javascript is pretty much like writing in C#

                  I admire your optimism.

                  This space for rent

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                  • A Aless Alessio

                    :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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                    W Balboos GHB
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                    The ones who belly-ache about JavaScript are just frustrated VB6 users. Don't pay them any mind.

                    Ravings en masse^

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    • A Aless Alessio

                      let's make an agreement, mate: you'll deal with my XAML and i ll take your javascript duties

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                      Marc Clifton
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                      Aless Alessio wrote:

                      you'll deal with my XAML and i ll take your javascript duties

                      No way! I'm not touching that mess! Marc

                      Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                      • V Vincent Maverick Durano

                        9 out of 10 hates JavaScript. But if you have the right tools (debugging/diagnostics) then you should be fine :) PS: I also hate JS. Thanks to TypeScript for making my life less stressed! :laugh:

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                        Marc Clifton
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                        Vincent Maverick Durano wrote:

                        Thanks to TypeScript for making my life less stressed!

                        Why do I not believe you? :~ Marc

                        Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                          use some codechecker like jslint. It may suck sometimes, but it also helps. Do you know Swift? :~

                          Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                          Marc Clifton
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                          KarstenK wrote:

                          use some codechecker like jslint. It may suck sometimes, but it also helps.

                          I can only imagine the thousands of warning and errors produced by this project, which is built around Django and Backbone.

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                          Do you know Swift?

                          Nope -- I take it it has obscure error messages too? Marc

                          Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                            :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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                            Keith Barrow
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                            Nope - once you know what you are doing it's perfectly fine. [Edit] Except for floats.

                            KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

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                            • M Marc Clifton

                              Vincent Maverick Durano wrote:

                              Thanks to TypeScript for making my life less stressed!

                              Why do I not believe you? :~ Marc

                              Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                              Vincent Maverick Durano
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                              Marc Clifton wrote:

                              Why do I not believe you? :~

                              Because you hate JavaScript. ;P

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                              • A Aless Alessio

                                :-D come ooooooooooooon With the relatively new "ECMA6", writing in Javascript is pretty much like writing in C# ECMAScript 6: New Features: Overview and Comparison[^]

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                                Lost User
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                                Burn the heretic...! Off with his head and a stick to his heart! What a despicable creature. :wtf:

                                Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment...
                                In the worst way that could be possible!

                                –Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law (paraphrased).

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                                • M Marc Clifton

                                  Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

                                  Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                                  raddevus
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                                  10 minutes is fast to find that. I'm serious. I've had a single missing comma cost me over an hour. Painful.

                                  My book, Launch Your Android App, is available at Amazon.com.

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                                    :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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                                    Jeremy Falcon
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                                    Nope. It's not so bad as people make it out to be... different yes. Bad... nope.

                                    Jeremy Falcon

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                                    • P Pete OHanlon

                                      Aless Alessio wrote:

                                      With the relatively new "ECMA6", writing in Javascript is pretty much like writing in C#

                                      I admire your optimism.

                                      This space for rent

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                                      H Brydon
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                                      I'd call it something else...

                                      I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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                                      • M Marc Clifton

                                        Vincent Maverick Durano wrote:

                                        Thanks to TypeScript for making my life less stressed!

                                        Why do I not believe you? :~ Marc

                                        Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                                        Jeremy Falcon
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                                        :laugh:

                                        Jeremy Falcon

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                                        • M Marc Clifton

                                          Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

                                          Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                                          Jeremy Falcon
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                                          Marc man, what are you using for an IDE? function is a keyword and should be highlighted. You're making this hard on yourself man.

                                          Jeremy Falcon

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