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  • M Marc Clifton

    Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

    Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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    Sander Rossel
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    I once spend 15 minutes trying to write a simple Hello World in JavaScript. I had pretty much the same problem. Boy, do you feel stupid when you have years of experience and fail at Hello World :laugh: Luckily I now know the problem is JavaScript, not me :D I find JavaScript doable nowadays, but only when I don't have to deal with other people's code.

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    • K Kiriander

      Be glad that you hate it. A couple of my coworkers are full on Stockholm syndrome.

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      kalberts
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      That is curable ... Geek and Poke[^]

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      • M Marc Clifton

        Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

        Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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        Dar Brett 0
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        If you think that's bad - you should try missing a semicolon after a class definition in C++

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        • A Aless Alessio

          :-D come ooooooooooooon With the relatively new "ECMA6", writing in Javascript is pretty much like writing in C# ECMAScript 6: New Features: Overview and Comparison[^]

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          lindennerd1992
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          goddam right! :thumbsup:

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          • M Marc Clifton

            Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

            Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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            sir_download_alot
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            Yeah, Cobol was easier!

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            • A Aless Alessio

              :-D come ooooooooooooon With the relatively new "ECMA6", writing in Javascript is pretty much like writing in C# ECMAScript 6: New Features: Overview and Comparison[^]

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              That's fine if you control the environment. If you're writing a website, it's going to be 10+ years before you can safely use those features without a "transpiler" to convert them back to ES5. And even then, you'll still have users on IE6 complaining that your site is broken. :rolleyes:


              "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

              "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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              • A Aless Alessio

                :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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                ClockMeister
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                Nope. Takes a little getting used to when you usually code in C# or something but it's just another language you can do some interesting things with.

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

                  Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                  xtofl
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                  Really? No syntax hilighting? `function` is blue and `funtion` is grey. Or you're using the wrong editor. Otherwise, prepend this to all your javascript:

                  var funtion = function(){ throw new Error("you typed _funtion_ instead of _function_"); };
                  var x = funtion() {};

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                  • M Marc Clifton

                    Took me 10 minutes to find the error: onProceed: funtion() { And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token { So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment. X| Marc

                    Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                    loctrice
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                    [joke] pro tip: don't program in notepad [/joke] Just use vscode[^]

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                    • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

                      That's fine if you control the environment. If you're writing a website, it's going to be 10+ years before you can safely use those features without a "transpiler" to convert them back to ES5. And even then, you'll still have users on IE6 complaining that your site is broken. :rolleyes:


                      "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                      Aless Alessio
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                      That's the thing! If you look at this link ECMAScript 6 compatibility table[^] you ll see that almost every browser is now ECMA6 compatible. The only and only exception is IE. So, let's move those old IE aficionados to Edge then

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Yes.

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                        Herbie Mountjoy
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                        There was a time when I frequently used Javascipt to knock of quick and dirty batches. Then along came powershell and I was reformed. Hallelujah!

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                        • A Aless Alessio

                          That's the thing! If you look at this link ECMAScript 6 compatibility table[^] you ll see that almost every browser is now ECMA6 compatible. The only and only exception is IE. So, let's move those old IE aficionados to Edge then

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                          Kirk 10389821
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                          Edge has 2 use cases: 1) Downloading Chrome 2) Amazement that they made it so much faster while making it feel like it's just broke!

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                          • A Aless Alessio

                            :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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                            Leng Vang
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                            My first encountered with duct-typing, I though was bad idea. Now switching back to code in C#, I actually miss the duct-type and the ability of adding property on the go as in JavaScript. No you are not the only weirdo.

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                            • H H Brydon

                              I'd call it something else...

                              I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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                              Charles Programmer
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                              Love your byline. :-D

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                              • R raddevus

                                10 minutes is fast to find that. I'm serious. I've had a single missing comma cost me over an hour. Painful.

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                                User 11524118
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                                My wife had a missing period that cost me 22 years. :laugh:

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                                • A Aless Alessio

                                  :^) oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?

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                                  jlongo
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                                  Yes

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