Cluttered work desk
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
A clean, tidy desk is a sign of a sick mind!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
Phone, calulator, tablet, keyboard, mouse, graphics tablet, two monitors, glass full of pens, PC, mobile phone, headphones, stapler, reading glasses, walk-about glasses, tape measure, ear buds, scrap paper for notes, two invoices to put on system, clamp current meter, cat. Cat hair, cat paw prints, more cat hair.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
First table: - my first computer, working like a charm for the last 38 years - tape recorder and stacks of old tapes with programs - old celery 300 notebook, runs terminal emulation for the old computer - some circuit boards in various stages of reconstruction Desk 1: - oscilloscope, multimeter, assorted tools - lamp - breadboard with my replacement for the unavailable hex keyboard encoder - the still unfinished body for my UH-1E scale model, ready for adding the rivets - (EDIT) forgot the Stormtrooper helmet Desk 2: - PC stuff, monitor, keyboard, mouse - piles of USB sticks, DVDs and even floppies - a small TV for distraction, the entire wall above the desks for entertainment
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Phone, calulator, tablet, keyboard, mouse, graphics tablet, two monitors, glass full of pens, PC, mobile phone, headphones, stapler, reading glasses, walk-about glasses, tape measure, ear buds, scrap paper for notes, two invoices to put on system, clamp current meter, cat. Cat hair, cat paw prints, more cat hair.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
Have to operate on a clean desk, parent company policy sadly :( I as do prefer organised chaos
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
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First table: - my first computer, working like a charm for the last 38 years - tape recorder and stacks of old tapes with programs - old celery 300 notebook, runs terminal emulation for the old computer - some circuit boards in various stages of reconstruction Desk 1: - oscilloscope, multimeter, assorted tools - lamp - breadboard with my replacement for the unavailable hex keyboard encoder - the still unfinished body for my UH-1E scale model, ready for adding the rivets - (EDIT) forgot the Stormtrooper helmet Desk 2: - PC stuff, monitor, keyboard, mouse - piles of USB sticks, DVDs and even floppies - a small TV for distraction, the entire wall above the desks for entertainment
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Have to operate on a clean desk, parent company policy sadly :( I as do prefer organised chaos
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Not when you have the policy Police working overtime. Business Operation Manager that take policies too literally. Parent company Security Department that also do random security checks on the office location
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Nope. Usually I sit in the chair at the other side of the room and use the entire wall to watch movies.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
A clean, tidy desk is a sign of a sick mind!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Well, either that or an empty mind.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Not when you have the policy Police working overtime. Business Operation Manager that take policies too literally. Parent company Security Department that also do random security checks on the office location
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
At home it is a total mess - very comfortable... However, at work it is ISO dictated 'clean table'...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Phone, calulator, tablet, keyboard, mouse, graphics tablet, two monitors, glass full of pens, PC, mobile phone, headphones, stapler, reading glasses, walk-about glasses, tape measure, ear buds, scrap paper for notes, two invoices to put on system, clamp current meter, cat. Cat hair, cat paw prints, more cat hair.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
You'll find a year's worth of printed papers for the look of busyness, but in reality I don't print much because I'm a closet environmentalist. By the end of the day there will be 3 empty cans of diet coke, perfectly spaced and in the same position from the previous day. A computer bag and a not so smart cell phone. And most importantly, two monitors perfectly positioned, so no one can get behind me and see what is on my screen, with the desktop positioned to hide my personnel computer, in case I need it in an emergency. There are no pictures or any other nonsense; everything has a purpose. It is close to meeting the 5S's of Lean Six Sigma.
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
You'll find a year's worth of printed papers for the look of busyness, but in reality I don't print much because I'm a closet environmentalist. By the end of the day there will be 3 empty cans of diet coke, perfectly spaced and in the same position from the previous day. A computer bag and a not so smart cell phone. And most importantly, two monitors perfectly positioned, so no one can get behind me and see what is on my screen, with the desktop positioned to hide my personnel computer, in case I need it in an emergency. There are no pictures or any other nonsense; everything has a purpose. It is close to meeting the 5S's of Lean Six Sigma.
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
Stuff on my desk: 1) Cool angle poise light, 2) Laser Printer/Scanner Combo 3) Top off a signal conditioning box prototype, 4) USB Hub with 3 USB to 9 Way ports 5) Kemo potted Audio Amp for test 6) Platten out of Hard Drive I was told to destroy used as coaster. 7) Multimeter, Gaffer Tape 8) Complete guts of a PAM system connected to 250 meters of 15 core shield cable (on a drum on floor but connected to PAM system) 9) Digital Vernier (wonder where that was!) :cool: found Vern....
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
I'm a firm believer in the clean-desk policy! Which is why I keep my desk covered with papers and junk -- no dirt can even get close to it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
More or less a mess. 1. used, but clean glass yogurt pot; plastic plant. 2. clean lunch box (tupperware-ish) that I forgot to bring home. 3. dust bunnies. 4. empty coffee cup (from this morning) 5. screen. 6. dust bunnies. 7. screen. 8. dust bunnies. 9. star wars Lego. 10. dust bunnies. 11. flashing office phone with a couple of voice mail (forgot the password, and don't care). 12. radio (just in case the internet is down) 13. dust bunnies. ...
I'd rather be phishing!
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OriginalGriff wrote:
cat
I am feline that there should be a claws against such impurrfections.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
Excuse meow for this.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
cat
I am feline that there should be a claws against such impurrfections.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
Excuse meow for this.
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Excuse meow for this.
Hey @chris-maunder this is strange. I replied to only one post (the other one), but it's appeared as responses to two different posts! The second one is not meow post, and I smell some catspiracy. :)
