Cluttered work desk
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Nope. Usually I sit in the chair at the other side of the room and use the entire wall to watch movies.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
A clean, tidy desk is a sign of a sick mind!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Well, either that or an empty mind.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Not when you have the policy Police working overtime. Business Operation Manager that take policies too literally. Parent company Security Department that also do random security checks on the office location
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
At home it is a total mess - very comfortable... However, at work it is ISO dictated 'clean table'...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Phone, calulator, tablet, keyboard, mouse, graphics tablet, two monitors, glass full of pens, PC, mobile phone, headphones, stapler, reading glasses, walk-about glasses, tape measure, ear buds, scrap paper for notes, two invoices to put on system, clamp current meter, cat. Cat hair, cat paw prints, more cat hair.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
You'll find a year's worth of printed papers for the look of busyness, but in reality I don't print much because I'm a closet environmentalist. By the end of the day there will be 3 empty cans of diet coke, perfectly spaced and in the same position from the previous day. A computer bag and a not so smart cell phone. And most importantly, two monitors perfectly positioned, so no one can get behind me and see what is on my screen, with the desktop positioned to hide my personnel computer, in case I need it in an emergency. There are no pictures or any other nonsense; everything has a purpose. It is close to meeting the 5S's of Lean Six Sigma.
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
You'll find a year's worth of printed papers for the look of busyness, but in reality I don't print much because I'm a closet environmentalist. By the end of the day there will be 3 empty cans of diet coke, perfectly spaced and in the same position from the previous day. A computer bag and a not so smart cell phone. And most importantly, two monitors perfectly positioned, so no one can get behind me and see what is on my screen, with the desktop positioned to hide my personnel computer, in case I need it in an emergency. There are no pictures or any other nonsense; everything has a purpose. It is close to meeting the 5S's of Lean Six Sigma.
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
Stuff on my desk: 1) Cool angle poise light, 2) Laser Printer/Scanner Combo 3) Top off a signal conditioning box prototype, 4) USB Hub with 3 USB to 9 Way ports 5) Kemo potted Audio Amp for test 6) Platten out of Hard Drive I was told to destroy used as coaster. 7) Multimeter, Gaffer Tape 8) Complete guts of a PAM system connected to 250 meters of 15 core shield cable (on a drum on floor but connected to PAM system) 9) Digital Vernier (wonder where that was!) :cool: found Vern....
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
I'm a firm believer in the clean-desk policy! Which is why I keep my desk covered with papers and junk -- no dirt can even get close to it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
More or less a mess. 1. used, but clean glass yogurt pot; plastic plant. 2. clean lunch box (tupperware-ish) that I forgot to bring home. 3. dust bunnies. 4. empty coffee cup (from this morning) 5. screen. 6. dust bunnies. 7. screen. 8. dust bunnies. 9. star wars Lego. 10. dust bunnies. 11. flashing office phone with a couple of voice mail (forgot the password, and don't care). 12. radio (just in case the internet is down) 13. dust bunnies. ...
I'd rather be phishing!
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OriginalGriff wrote:
cat
I am feline that there should be a claws against such impurrfections.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
Excuse meow for this.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
cat
I am feline that there should be a claws against such impurrfections.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
Excuse meow for this.
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Excuse meow for this.
Hey @chris-maunder this is strange. I replied to only one post (the other one), but it's appeared as responses to two different posts! The second one is not meow post, and I smell some catspiracy. :)
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Stuff on my desk: 1) Cool angle poise light, 2) Laser Printer/Scanner Combo 3) Top off a signal conditioning box prototype, 4) USB Hub with 3 USB to 9 Way ports 5) Kemo potted Audio Amp for test 6) Platten out of Hard Drive I was told to destroy used as coaster. 7) Multimeter, Gaffer Tape 8) Complete guts of a PAM system connected to 250 meters of 15 core shield cable (on a drum on floor but connected to PAM system) 9) Digital Vernier (wonder where that was!) :cool: found Vern....
glennPattonWorking wrote:
- Laser Printer/Scanner Combo
It's not that good an idea to sit too close to a printer, all day[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
More messy than I would have preferred, but not too bad: 1) Laptop 2) Docking Station 3) A mug 4) A "Bing Bang Theory" calendar 5) Cell phone 6) Keyboard 7) Mouse 8) Two monitors
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I'm a firm believer in the clean-desk policy! Which is why I keep my desk covered with papers and junk -- no dirt can even get close to it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
Which is why I keep my desk covered with papers and junk -- no dirt can even get close to it.
I've used a similar explanation to those uninitiated to being busy doing things (vs. undoing things by neatening up). My desktop layers, however, are organized something more akin to:* Tirassic
- Jurrasic
- Cretacious
- etc.
What's most interesting - they're not even chronologically stratified.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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glennPattonWorking wrote:
- Laser Printer/Scanner Combo
It's not that good an idea to sit too close to a printer, all day[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
Empty Desk - Empty Mind. But that's well known. If one has time to clean the desktop every day then you've truly not enough to do. Or one just sits there and smiles behind the shiny wood. For us real workers? If I put IT down and IT is there when I look for IT again, then IT had been functionally been properly put away.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
1. Work PC 2. Two monitors 3. Keyboard and mouse 4. Water cup 5. Water pitcher 6. Coffee cup 7. Box of tissues 8. VOIP phone 9. Towel (always have a towel) 10. Cell phone 11. Post-It notes 12. Various odd papers 13. Live plant 14. HTML & CSS Reference Book 15. Oracle DBA Handlbook 16. Mail 17. Pens 18. ... there's more
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
My desk has a shelf on which sits: laptop two monitors scanner various receipts various iButtons[^] ibutton reader On the desk itself sits: another laptop Ingenico iSC480 Verifone pinpad Magtek card swiper ScanShell drivers license scanner ESeek swiper / scanner Two USB hubs 500GB USB SSD drive Plugable USB 3.0 box My Book backup drive Keyboard Mouse Oh, and did I mention the desk next to me? two monitors two keyboards Beaglebone test fixture 5 more beaglebones lamp Oh, and did I mention the pull out drawer on that desk? VOIP box 5 port PoE hub 24 port hub wireless router Another beaglebone And on the shelf next to that desk: ancient HP470 printer And on the floor: power strips for 22 or so plugs / adapters, etc.
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it: 1. Laptop 2. Second monitor 3. Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse 4. VOIP phone 5. My mobile phone 6. USB cable and earphones for my phone 7. Water bottle 8. Coffee mug 9. Lunch box 10. Greek yoghurt (yummy) 11. My laptop bag 12. Helmet and jacket Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
Sounds like mine, except desktop. (and not riding today)
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