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  • N Nighthowler

    There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other

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    Sander Rossel
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    Don't do A or Roach Coach[^] will come to get you! :omg:

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    • N Nighthowler

      There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other

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      PeejayAdams
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      c. Job done!

      Slogans aren't solutions.

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      • N Nighthowler

        There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other

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        e. Start heating the deep-fryer

        Ravings en masse^

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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        • N Nighthowler

          There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other

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          TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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          d. Other - smash it, wash it down the drain, and finally, keep it to yourself.

          #SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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            e. Start heating the deep-fryer

            Ravings en masse^

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            Lost User
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            \>5333322 Checked. The roach has to be fried. do it OP Wait, which site is this again?

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            • N Nighthowler

              There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other

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              Daniel Pfeffer
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              1. Save the cockroach 2. Post a selfie of yourself and the live cockroach on FarceBook 3. Post to Twatter with the hashtag #CockroachLivesMatter

              If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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              • N Nighthowler

                There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other

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                DaveAuld
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                How can it be half-drowned. It either is or isn't drowned.:confused:

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                  How can it be half-drowned. It either is or isn't drowned.:confused:

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                  The roach is a heisenbug :)

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                    The roach is a heisenbug :)

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                    :laugh:

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                    • D DaveAuld

                      How can it be half-drowned. It either is or isn't drowned.:confused:

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                      One side is fully under water, the other isn't.

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                      • N Nighthowler

                        There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other

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                        Mike Hankey
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                        e. Take it out and stomp the piss out of it!

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                        • N Nighthowler

                          There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other

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                          ZurdoDev
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                          Nighthowler wrote:

                          half-drowned

                          Which half?

                          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                            One side is fully under water, the other isn't.

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            So, if you sit up in the bath tub, you are half drowning? Should you or should you not in that case be half rescued? :confused:

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                              Nighthowler wrote:

                              half-drowned

                              Which half?

                              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                              Gravity dictates the bottom half :-\

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                                Gravity dictates the bottom half :-\

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                                ZurdoDev
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                                Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                                Gravity

                                A nice theory.

                                There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                  Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                                  Gravity

                                  A nice theory.

                                  There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                  RyanDev wrote:

                                  A nice theory.

                                  "Nice" used to mean accurate. Ask any witch :laugh:

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                                    RyanDev wrote:

                                    A nice theory.

                                    "Nice" used to mean accurate. Ask any witch :laugh:

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                                    Jorgen Andersson
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                                    Agnes? I believe Messrs. Pratchett and Gaiman were pulling our legs on that one. Apparently the origin of the word Nice is, from the Latin word Nescius.

                                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                      Agnes? I believe Messrs. Pratchett and Gaiman were pulling our legs on that one. Apparently the origin of the word Nice is, from the Latin word Nescius.

                                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                      Ah, I was a bit ignorant on that issue, it seems. ..but yes :thumbsup:

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                                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                        e. Take it out and stomp the piss out of it!

                                        New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
                                        I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!

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                                        Kyle Moyer
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                                        Never crush a roach to kill it, if you can possibly help it. You can inadvertently release any eggs it may be carrying, and if you're not diligent about wiping up and disposing of the mess (preferably with copious amounts of fire,) then you'll soon have an even worse problem on hand. X|

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                                        • N Nighthowler

                                          There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other

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                                          NickPace
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                                          Nighthowler wrote:

                                          There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I

                                          ...get a life?

                                          -NP Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user

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