A sign of the times
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There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other
e. Start heating the deep-fryer
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other
d. Other - smash it, wash it down the drain, and finally, keep it to yourself.
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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e. Start heating the deep-fryer
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other
1. Save the cockroach 2. Post a selfie of yourself and the live cockroach on FarceBook 3. Post to Twatter with the hashtag #CockroachLivesMatter
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other
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One side is fully under water, the other isn't.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other
e. Take it out and stomp the piss out of it!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist! -
There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other
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One side is fully under water, the other isn't.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nighthowler wrote:
half-drowned
Which half?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote:
Gravity
A nice theory.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Agnes? I believe Messrs. Pratchett and Gaiman were pulling our legs on that one. Apparently the origin of the word Nice is, from the Latin word Nescius.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Agnes? I believe Messrs. Pratchett and Gaiman were pulling our legs on that one. Apparently the origin of the word Nice is, from the Latin word Nescius.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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e. Take it out and stomp the piss out of it!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!Never crush a roach to kill it, if you can possibly help it. You can inadvertently release any eggs it may be carrying, and if you're not diligent about wiping up and disposing of the mess (preferably with copious amounts of fire,) then you'll soon have an even worse problem on hand. X|
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There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other
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There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I a. let it drown completely b. get it out c. post about it on the internet d. other
d. Take it out. Revive it just enough so that it can wriggle and then feed it to the bearded dragon :)
