A sign of the times

[Daniel Pfeffer]

1. Save the cockroach 2. Post a selfie of yourself and the live cockroach on FarceBook 3. Post to Twatter with the hashtag #CockroachLivesMatter

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[DaveAuld]

How can it be half-drowned. It either is or isn't drowned.:confused:

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[Lost User]

The roach is a heisenbug :)

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[DaveAuld]

:laugh:

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[OriginalGriff]

One side is fully under water, the other isn't.

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[Mike Hankey]

e. Take it out and stomp the piss out of it!

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[ZurdoDev]

Nighthowler wrote:

half-drowned

Which half?

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[Lost User]

So, if you sit up in the bath tub, you are half drowning? Should you or should you not in that case be half rescued? :confused:

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[Lost User]

Gravity dictates the bottom half :-\

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[ZurdoDev]

Eddy Vluggen wrote:

Gravity

A nice theory.

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[Lost User]

RyanDev wrote:

A nice theory.

"Nice" used to mean accurate. Ask any witch :laugh:

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[Jorgen Andersson]

Agnes? I believe Messrs. Pratchett and Gaiman were pulling our legs on that one. Apparently the origin of the word Nice is, from the Latin word Nescius.

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[Lost User]

Ah, I was a bit ignorant on that issue, it seems. ..but yes :thumbsup:

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[Kyle Moyer]

Never crush a roach to kill it, if you can possibly help it. You can inadvertently release any eggs it may be carrying, and if you're not diligent about wiping up and disposing of the mess (preferably with copious amounts of fire,) then you'll soon have an even worse problem on hand. X|

[NickPace]

Nighthowler wrote:

There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath Should I

...get a life?

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[SkysTheLimit]

d. Take it out. Revive it just enough so that it can wriggle and then feed it to the bearded dragon :)