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  • P Pom Pey3

    at its best[^].

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    megaadam
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    Don't mention the war. Zer are Germans here!

    ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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      Don't mention the war. Zer are Germans here!

      ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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      OriginalGriff
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      I did once, but I think I got away with it!

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        I did once, but I think I got away with it!

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Lost User
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        No, you did not. Vee now know where yorrr house lives.

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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          No, you did not. Vee now know where yorrr house lives.

          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
          "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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          OriginalGriff
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          So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Lost User
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            Look here[^], there is a short tale from the trenches in the comments. Are you still using sugar substitute?

            The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
            This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
            "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              I did once, but I think I got away with it!

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              peterchen
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              :suss: You are on the list.

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                Look here[^], there is a short tale from the trenches in the comments. Are you still using sugar substitute?

                The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                OriginalGriff
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                :laugh: I'd forgotten that conversation!

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  :suss: You are on the list.

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Don't tell him your name, Pike!

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • P Pom Pey3

                    at its best[^].

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                    KarstenK
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                    Big parts of british aeroplanes were also made of wood. A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes. :thumbsup:

                    Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                    • K KarstenK

                      Big parts of british aeroplanes were also made of wood. A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes. :thumbsup:

                      Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                      ZurdoDev
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                      KarstenK wrote:

                      A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes

                      Ya, balsa wood is great for that. :-\

                      There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                      • K KarstenK

                        Big parts of british aeroplanes were also made of wood. A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes. :thumbsup:

                        Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                        And not only them.[^]

                        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                        • P Pom Pey3

                          at its best[^].

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                          Munchies_Matt
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                          Hahahaha! Classic! Taking the piss, even in war. The Germans must have known they would lose right then! :)

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                          • P Pom Pey3

                            at its best[^].

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                            R Giskard Reventlov
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                            No one else in the world could have done that. Brilliant: think there may have been a program about deception and decoys during the war. I would love to know what the hun thought of it. :-)

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