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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    I did once, but I think I got away with it!

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    Lost User
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    No, you did not. Vee now know where yorrr house lives.

    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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    • L Lost User

      No, you did not. Vee now know where yorrr house lives.

      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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      OriginalGriff
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      So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Lost User
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        #6

        Look here[^], there is a short tale from the trenches in the comments. Are you still using sugar substitute?

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          I did once, but I think I got away with it!

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          peterchen
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          :suss: You are on the list.

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            Look here[^], there is a short tale from the trenches in the comments. Are you still using sugar substitute?

            The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
            This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
            "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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            OriginalGriff
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            :laugh: I'd forgotten that conversation!

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • P peterchen

              :suss: You are on the list.

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              OriginalGriff
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              Don't tell him your name, Pike!

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • P Pom Pey3

                at its best[^].

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                KarstenK
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                Big parts of british aeroplanes were also made of wood. A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes. :thumbsup:

                Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                • K KarstenK

                  Big parts of british aeroplanes were also made of wood. A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes. :thumbsup:

                  Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                  ZurdoDev
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                  KarstenK wrote:

                  A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes

                  Ya, balsa wood is great for that. :-\

                  There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  • K KarstenK

                    Big parts of british aeroplanes were also made of wood. A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes. :thumbsup:

                    Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                    Lost User
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                    And not only them.[^]

                    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                    • P Pom Pey3

                      at its best[^].

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                      Munchies_Matt
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                      Hahahaha! Classic! Taking the piss, even in war. The Germans must have known they would lose right then! :)

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                      • P Pom Pey3

                        at its best[^].

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        No one else in the world could have done that. Brilliant: think there may have been a program about deception and decoys during the war. I would love to know what the hun thought of it. :-)

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