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  • M megaadam

    Don't mention the war. Zer are Germans here!

    ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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    OriginalGriff
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    I did once, but I think I got away with it!

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      I did once, but I think I got away with it!

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Lost User
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      No, you did not. Vee now know where yorrr house lives.

      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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        No, you did not. Vee now know where yorrr house lives.

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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        OriginalGriff
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        So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          Lost User
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          Look here[^], there is a short tale from the trenches in the comments. Are you still using sugar substitute?

          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
          "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            I did once, but I think I got away with it!

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            peterchen
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            :suss: You are on the list.

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              Look here[^], there is a short tale from the trenches in the comments. Are you still using sugar substitute?

              The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
              This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
              "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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              OriginalGriff
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              :laugh: I'd forgotten that conversation!

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                :suss: You are on the list.

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                OriginalGriff
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                Don't tell him your name, Pike!

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • P Pom Pey3

                  at its best[^].

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                  KarstenK
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                  Big parts of british aeroplanes were also made of wood. A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes. :thumbsup:

                  Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                  • K KarstenK

                    Big parts of british aeroplanes were also made of wood. A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes. :thumbsup:

                    Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                    ZurdoDev
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                    KarstenK wrote:

                    A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes

                    Ya, balsa wood is great for that. :-\

                    There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                    • K KarstenK

                      Big parts of british aeroplanes were also made of wood. A good and cheap way to build light and fast aeroplanes. :thumbsup:

                      Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                      Lost User
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                      And not only them.[^]

                      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                      • P Pom Pey3

                        at its best[^].

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                        Munchies_Matt
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                        Hahahaha! Classic! Taking the piss, even in war. The Germans must have known they would lose right then! :)

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                        • P Pom Pey3

                          at its best[^].

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                          R Giskard Reventlov
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                          No one else in the world could have done that. Brilliant: think there may have been a program about deception and decoys during the war. I would love to know what the hun thought of it. :-)

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