What I imagine devs will be talking about in 20 years....
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In the future: Pfft, who uses ESP? Qubits are far superior. Get with the times. Also have you seen the new JS library that just came out? Totally re-writing my code-base to use it :laugh:
Qubits are soooo 2036! All the cool froods are using octanibbles.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
Perhaps they'll be texting - and due to an additional 20 years of dumbing down the populace, they'll only have one letter so as not to get confused. Perhaps the only argument left will be what letter. Based on current texting practices, we can only hope it's the space-bar.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Perhaps they'll be texting - and due to an additional 20 years of dumbing down the populace, they'll only have one letter so as not to get confused. Perhaps the only argument left will be what letter. Based on current texting practices, we can only hope it's the space-bar.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Perhaps they'll be texting - and due to an additional 20 years of dumbing down the populace, they'll only have one letter so as not to get confused. Perhaps the only argument left will be what letter. Based on current texting practices, we can only hope it's the space-bar.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
w www wwWww WwWwwww wwWWWWww w W wwW WwwW. (Amusingly relevant [subreddit - cats standing up](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsStandingUp/) where you're only allowed to use the word "cat")
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Jeremy Falcon
Of course - it had to be upper case. I'd have thought "K" though - it can be used in so many ways:
K? Greetings! How are you?
K! Let's do it!
K Whateva.
K... Suspicious agreement.
etc.Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Qubits are soooo 2036! All the cool froods are using octanibbles.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nice try Griff! Trying to trick me with that old 201X technology. I remember from my Ancient Computing History class that a nibble is 4 bits, so an octanibble is just a 32-bit value!
But it has a trendy new name! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
Would that be during [President Honey Boo-Boo's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here\_Comes\_Honey\_Boo\_Boo) first or second term?
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid.
Oak goad for clubs. Ugh. Smash deer well.
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Today it's Apple vs PC
There was never any competition there; the PC is the most used mainstream computer.
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
and Java vs VB vs C#
Nor there; Java was pushed by universities, as it was an open-source alternative they could hold practical lectures on, as opposed to the closed Microsoft platform. Java runs coffee-machines and more, but it did not take of on the desktop. C# IS the next incarnation of VB, and since the future rhymes, when C# will be villified in the future, we'll "invent" a new language (one that replaces keywords in the syntax, nothing else) and all problems will be solved anew.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
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No, no, no. We will still be talking about : The Latest JavaScript Library!!!!! Some (many) of you are screaming and pounding your desk with a fist now, but you know it's true. :laugh:
By then it will have been replaced with RedBullScript.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
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By then it will have been replaced with RedBullScript.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
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The already have [Visual Pringles](http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/20/news/fortune500/trivia\_chips/). It compiles down to STOOLBOL. Thank goodness for Friday afternoons, I'm clearly done.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
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All available from Microsoft, a Family company.
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be: 1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah 2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah But I think it's time to change this and no longer discuss about C # || VB || Java || Python || .... It is time that a task can be defined in a meta language... and then tools (implemented perhaps in C # || VB || Java || Python ...) should convert this meta definition into applications . It means that the description of the task (in “the” meta language) remains ~"constant". The tools take over the translation of the “meta task” into the current techniques. Only my creazy mind. Bruno
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If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be: 1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah 2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah But I think it's time to change this and no longer discuss about C # || VB || Java || Python || .... It is time that a task can be defined in a meta language... and then tools (implemented perhaps in C # || VB || Java || Python ...) should convert this meta definition into applications . It means that the description of the task (in “the” meta language) remains ~"constant". The tools take over the translation of the “meta task” into the current techniques. Only my creazy mind. Bruno
0x01AA wrote:
If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be: 1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah 2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah
After hearing for the past year at work how Salesforce can do everything including cure cancer and bring back Robbin Williams, I gotta say this is sooooooo true.
Jeremy Falcon
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No, no, no. We will still be talking about : The Latest JavaScript Library!!!!! Some (many) of you are screaming and pounding your desk with a fist now, but you know it's true. :laugh:
Good point. :laugh:
Jeremy Falcon
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Would that be during [President Honey Boo-Boo's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here\_Comes\_Honey\_Boo\_Boo) first or second term?
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
Third? :~
Jeremy Falcon
