What I imagine devs will be talking about in 20 years....
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
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No, no, no. We will still be talking about : The Latest JavaScript Library!!!!! Some (many) of you are screaming and pounding your desk with a fist now, but you know it's true. :laugh:
By then it will have been replaced with RedBullScript.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
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By then it will have been replaced with RedBullScript.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
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The already have [Visual Pringles](http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/20/news/fortune500/trivia\_chips/). It compiles down to STOOLBOL. Thank goodness for Friday afternoons, I'm clearly done.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be: 1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah 2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah But I think it's time to change this and no longer discuss about C # || VB || Java || Python || .... It is time that a task can be defined in a meta language... and then tools (implemented perhaps in C # || VB || Java || Python ...) should convert this meta definition into applications . It means that the description of the task (in “the” meta language) remains ~"constant". The tools take over the translation of the “meta task” into the current techniques. Only my creazy mind. Bruno
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If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be: 1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah 2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah But I think it's time to change this and no longer discuss about C # || VB || Java || Python || .... It is time that a task can be defined in a meta language... and then tools (implemented perhaps in C # || VB || Java || Python ...) should convert this meta definition into applications . It means that the description of the task (in “the” meta language) remains ~"constant". The tools take over the translation of the “meta task” into the current techniques. Only my creazy mind. Bruno
0x01AA wrote:
If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be: 1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah 2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah
After hearing for the past year at work how Salesforce can do everything including cure cancer and bring back Robbin Williams, I gotta say this is sooooooo true.
Jeremy Falcon
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No, no, no. We will still be talking about : The Latest JavaScript Library!!!!! Some (many) of you are screaming and pounding your desk with a fist now, but you know it's true. :laugh:
Good point. :laugh:
Jeremy Falcon
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Would that be during [President Honey Boo-Boo's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here\_Comes\_Honey\_Boo\_Boo) first or second term?
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
Third? :~
Jeremy Falcon
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Of course - it had to be upper case. I'd have thought "K" though - it can be used in so many ways:
K? Greetings! How are you?
K! Let's do it!
K Whateva.
K... Suspicious agreement.
etc.Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Oddly enough, this almost reminds of using binary, just upper and lower case Ks instead. So in that light...
KkKKkKKK KkkKkkkk KkkkKkkk KkkKKkKK KkkkkKKk KKkKKKKK KkkKkKKK KkkKkkkk KkkkKkkk KkkKKkKK KkkkkKKk KKkKKKKk
Let's overlook the similarities between that and the infamous hate group, in the name of science, shall we.
Jeremy Falcon
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0x01AA wrote:
If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be: 1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah 2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah
After hearing for the past year at work how Salesforce can do everything including cure cancer and bring back Robbin Williams, I gotta say this is sooooooo true.
Jeremy Falcon
But no, no no, Robbin Williams is not responsiblefor all this :-D He (RW) is maybe not everybodies "thing".. but for my ears he is doing his Job not that bad ... compared to a lot of Software companies :-O RW is a great Entertainer, but from a Software Company I excpect something more than Entertainment ;) Bruno [Edit] Concerning Robbie Williams, in case you think he is only a bad Boy. I'm a Drummer and singer, but I'm not able to sing such a "simple" song like this that precise like RW does.... href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy4mXZN1Zzk">Robbie Williams - Feel - YouTube[^] And yes all this is far away from what a man like Elvis did... but now I have to go to Soap box :laugh: [/Edit] Moced to Soap box: [Nothing special](https://www.codeproject.com/Messages/5345871/Nothing-special.aspx)
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
in 20 years ... 3d spaces vs 3d tabs.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Oddly enough, this almost reminds of using binary, just upper and lower case Ks instead. So in that light...
KkKKkKKK KkkKkkkk KkkkKkkk KkkKKkKK KkkkkKKk KKkKKKKK KkkKkKKK KkkKkkkk KkkkKkkk KkkKKkKK KkkkkKKk KKkKKKKk
Let's overlook the similarities between that and the infamous hate group, in the name of science, shall we.
Jeremy Falcon
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Let's overlook the similarities between that and the infamous hate group, in the name of science, shall we.
K.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
I vote for COBOL.
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Qubits are soooo 2036! All the cool froods are using octanibbles.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
You've been drinking too much of the moloko!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
Javascript, Javascript and javascript!
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
In 20 years, the conversations of AI's will be a lot more interesting than that of people. :sigh: Marc
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Oddly enough, this almost reminds of using binary, just upper and lower case Ks instead. So in that light...
KkKKkKKK KkkKkkkk KkkkKkkk KkkKKkKK KkkkkKKk KKkKKKKK KkkKkKKK KkkKkkkk KkkkKkkk KkkKKkKK KkkkkKKk KKkKKKKk
Let's overlook the similarities between that and the infamous hate group, in the name of science, shall we.
Jeremy Falcon
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Perhaps they'll be texting - and due to an additional 20 years of dumbing down the populace, they'll only have one letter so as not to get confused. Perhaps the only argument left will be what letter. Based on current texting practices, we can only hope it's the space-bar.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
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That letter will be å. Only Scandinavians will be able to write code on their default keyboard. Programmers will know how to get it from the character map. All others will have no idea how to write anything :D
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