Thought of the day

OriginalGriff

Is a programmer one who prefers the metric system?

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Daniel Pfeffer

Your remark has neither meter nor rhyme.

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jeron1

atto boy! Have yourself some pico de gallo!

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megaadam

At last the metric system is conquering Britain, inch by inch.

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GKP1992

Is that irony I smell?

I am not the one who knocks. I never knock. In fact, I hate knocking.

OriginalGriff

No. Sorry, that was me. :-O

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GKP1992

:laugh:

I am not the one who knocks. I never knock. In fact, I hate knocking.

Lost User

that metriculation's gonna take a while... still time for a pint or two before they're all gone

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Lost User

speaking of programming I hear mcdonalds is mass implementing prolog in the Amazon

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Marc Clifton

As long as the ruler isn't "duct taped / duck-typed", the tick marks don't randomly change spacing, and there are clearly designated numeric units (that also don't change value), and it stays a ruler and doesn't disguise itself as a rectal probe, I don't if it's metric or Vulcan.

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Ravi Bhavnani

Sorry, but the quality of humor in this thread stinks! /ravi

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stoneyowl2

Actually, I thought a programmer was someone who got paid for pointing out that you split an infinitive.

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jeron1

Well that's just your 2 scents.

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Ravi Bhavnani

Now I'm really fuming. Put that in your pipe and smoke it! /ravi

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jeron1

Don't odor me around!

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Ravi Bhavnani

Good heavens, I would never stink of doing that! /ravi

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jeron1

I'm breathing a sigh of relief, I thought I was gonna have to reek some havoc.

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Ravi Bhavnani

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. A true pungent! /ravi

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jeron1

Thanks! I learned everything I know at the olfactory where I used to work.

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Ravi Bhavnani

What a gas that must have been! /ravi

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