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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Is a programmer one who prefers the metric system?

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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    Daniel Pfeffer
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    Your remark has neither meter nor rhyme.

    If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Is a programmer one who prefers the metric system?

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      jeron1
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      atto boy! Have yourself some pico de gallo!

      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Is a programmer one who prefers the metric system?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        megaadam
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        At last the metric system is conquering Britain, inch by inch.

        ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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          At last the metric system is conquering Britain, inch by inch.

          ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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          GKP1992
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          Is that irony I smell?

          I am not the one who knocks. I never knock. In fact, I hate knocking.

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            Is that irony I smell?

            I am not the one who knocks. I never knock. In fact, I hate knocking.

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            OriginalGriff
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            No. Sorry, that was me. :-O

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              No. Sorry, that was me. :-O

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              GKP1992
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              :laugh:

              I am not the one who knocks. I never knock. In fact, I hate knocking.

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                At last the metric system is conquering Britain, inch by inch.

                ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                Lost User
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                that metriculation's gonna take a while... still time for a pint or two before they're all gone

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Is a programmer one who prefers the metric system?

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  Lost User
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                  speaking of programming I hear mcdonalds is mass implementing prolog in the Amazon

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Is a programmer one who prefers the metric system?

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                    Marc Clifton
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                    As long as the ruler isn't "duct taped / duck-typed", the tick marks don't randomly change spacing, and there are clearly designated numeric units (that also don't change value), and it stays a ruler and doesn't disguise itself as a rectal probe, I don't if it's metric or Vulcan.

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                    • G GKP1992

                      :laugh:

                      I am not the one who knocks. I never knock. In fact, I hate knocking.

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                      Ravi Bhavnani
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                      Sorry, but the quality of humor in this thread stinks! /ravi

                      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Is a programmer one who prefers the metric system?

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                        stoneyowl2
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                        Actually, I thought a programmer was someone who got paid for pointing out that you split an infinitive.

                        A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long

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                        • R Ravi Bhavnani

                          Sorry, but the quality of humor in this thread stinks! /ravi

                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                          jeron1
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                          Well that's just your 2 scents.

                          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                            Well that's just your 2 scents.

                            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                            Ravi Bhavnani
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                            Now I'm really fuming.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it! /ravi

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                              Now I'm really fuming.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it! /ravi

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                              jeron1
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                              Don't odor me around!

                              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                Don't odor me around!

                                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                Ravi Bhavnani
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                                Good heavens, I would never stink of doing that! /ravi

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                                  Good heavens, I would never stink of doing that! /ravi

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                                  jeron1
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                                  I'm breathing a sigh of relief, I thought I was gonna have to reek some havoc.

                                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                    I'm breathing a sigh of relief, I thought I was gonna have to reek some havoc.

                                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                                    You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.  A true pungent! /ravi

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                                      You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.  A true pungent! /ravi

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                                      jeron1
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                                      Thanks! I learned everything I know at the olfactory where I used to work.

                                      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                        Thanks! I learned everything I know at the olfactory where I used to work.

                                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                        Ravi Bhavnani
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                                        What a gas that must have been! /ravi

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                                        • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                          What a gas that must have been! /ravi

                                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                          jeron1
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                                          :sigh: Whiff I could go back in time...

                                          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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