Thought of the day

[stoneyowl2]

Actually, I thought a programmer was someone who got paid for pointing out that you split an infinitive.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long

[jeron1]

Well that's just your 2 scents.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Ravi Bhavnani]

Now I'm really fuming.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it! /ravi

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[jeron1]

Don't odor me around!

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Ravi Bhavnani]

Good heavens, I would never stink of doing that! /ravi

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[jeron1]

I'm breathing a sigh of relief, I thought I was gonna have to reek some havoc.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Ravi Bhavnani]

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.  A true pungent! /ravi

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[jeron1]

Thanks! I learned everything I know at the olfactory where I used to work.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Ravi Bhavnani]

What a gas that must have been! /ravi

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[jeron1]

:sigh: Whiff I could go back in time...

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Ravi Bhavnani]

I sympathize.  Maybe a bouquet will cheer you up? /ravi

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[jeron1]

Sure, as long as it doesn't smell like a bacon, flatus, and tomato sandwich.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Ravi Bhavnani]

Yikes, that would incense anyone! /ravi

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[jeron1]

Indeed, I'd aroma round the world lookin' for the person who did that!

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[PIEBALDconsult]

Frankly, I don't give a dram.

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Myrrh God! You guys took it too far.

[Munchies_Matt]

It did that back in the 70s. :) I think the US is the only country left that uses imperial.

[GKP1992]

GKP1992 wrote:

Is that irony I smell?

I regret this. :|

I am not the one who knocks. I never knock. In fact, I hate knocking.

[sibling123]

Well I'm keeping my nose out of this!