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  • D den2k88

    Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

    would be to weigh the cans as they come off the conveyor belt.

    They do. They simply go too fast for checkweighters to be useful.

    Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

    than invest in the necessary machinery

    They're also doing so, each year they buy a freaking lot of new machines to substitute those that they can - sometimes though their production environments are too cramped and can't accomodate different machines unless they redesign the whole chain. so not all factories have the latest QA machines.

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    Daniel Pfeffer
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    den2k88 wrote:

    Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

    would be to weigh the cans as they come off the conveyor belt.

    They do. They simply go too fast for checkweighters to be useful.

    OK, so weigh the six-pack or the 24-pack or whatever. A difference of 330 grams in the weight of those should still be easily detectable, and require much fewer weighings. Your comment about the space on the production line makes sense; redesigning an entire factory layout in order to remove a (presumably tiny) number of errors is probably not at the top of their list... :)

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    • T Tomz_KV

      So much is involved in production. Sounds not easy to make a profit.

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      Daniel Pfeffer
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      Yup. Process-control engineers certainly earn their pay!

      If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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      • T Tomz_KV

        Loaded a case of diet coke into office refrigerator and found this: an unopened empty can. How could this pass the quality control?

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        Lost User
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        Phht, it's diet coke - hows a programmer supposed to work without energy to keep his brain functioning? some already mentioned the empty makes it super-diet another benefit is less weird sweetner chemicals win-win now go and buy proper coca-cola.

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          Phht, it's diet coke - hows a programmer supposed to work without energy to keep his brain functioning? some already mentioned the empty makes it super-diet another benefit is less weird sweetner chemicals win-win now go and buy proper coca-cola.

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          Tomz_KV
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          :thumbsup:

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          • T Tomz_KV

            Loaded a case of diet coke into office refrigerator and found this: an unopened empty can. How could this pass the quality control?

            TOMZ_KV

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            dan sh
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            That one might be for me since I don't drink soft drinks.

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            • D Daniel Pfeffer

              Yup. Process-control engineers certainly earn their pay!

              If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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              Tomz_KV
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              Some are .NET developers too.

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              • D dan sh

                That one might be for me since I don't drink soft drinks.

                "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                Tomz_KV
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                You do not know what you have missed so far. :laugh:

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                • T Tomz_KV

                  Loaded a case of diet coke into office refrigerator and found this: an unopened empty can. How could this pass the quality control?

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                  jschell
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                  Version 3.3 of the automation code was written by someone who only drinks vegetable juice. So of course it had a bug.

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                  • J jschell

                    Version 3.3 of the automation code was written by someone who only drinks vegetable juice. So of course it had a bug.

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                    Tomz_KV
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                    Good one. See what next version looks like, written by an alcoholic. :laugh: ;P

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                    • T Tomz_KV

                      Loaded a case of diet coke into office refrigerator and found this: an unopened empty can. How could this pass the quality control?

                      TOMZ_KV

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                      CPallini
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                      How could this pass the quality control?

                      Diet coke? Empty can is best quality.

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                      • P phil o

                        I guess you found the only can which was really "diet" :)

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                        patbob
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                        phil.o wrote:

                        I guess you found the only can which was really "diet"

                        Not at all.. the can with just air in it is only 0 calories, whereas the one with cold diet soda in it is negative calories.

                        I live in Oregon, and I'm an engineer.

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                        • P patbob

                          phil.o wrote:

                          I guess you found the only can which was really "diet"

                          Not at all.. the can with just air in it is only 0 calories, whereas the one with cold diet soda in it is negative calories.

                          I live in Oregon, and I'm an engineer.

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                          phil o
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                          Oh yes, I see what you mean: calories you have to spend to open the can. Nicely spotted! :)

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                            How could this pass the quality control?

                            Diet coke? Empty can is best quality.

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                            Tomz_KV
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                            Their quality engineers must be .Net developers, and control quality logically.

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                              Loaded a case of diet coke into office refrigerator and found this: an unopened empty can. How could this pass the quality control?

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                              Joe Woodbury
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                              Perhaps there was a tiny leak in the can.

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                                You do not know what you have missed so far. :laugh:

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                                dan sh
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                                Carbonated sugary liquid which may or may not have harmful chemicals? I can live with lack of it. I got beer.

                                "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                                  Perhaps there was a tiny leak in the can.

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                                  Tomz_KV
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                                  It wss a possibility. But no mess was found in the case.

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                                  • D dan sh

                                    Carbonated sugary liquid which may or may not have harmful chemicals? I can live with lack of it. I got beer.

                                    "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                                    Tomz_KV
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                                    Your choice for drinks is certainly better.

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                                    • T Tomz_KV

                                      Your choice for drinks is certainly better.

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                                      dan sh
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                                      Not really. It has only been around 4 years that I have discovered microbreweries in the places where I have lived. I traveled a lot from 2010 through 2015 (filled up the passport). I used to rely on giants of the industry and the popular ones in the city where I was. Then, one of the colleagues took me to a place where I saw bottles I had never seen before. I tried them and loved them. I was told these are from small breweries around the town. So, there is a very good chance that it is not really artificially carbonated. Also, they were more, well, fresher than assembly line beers. That day and now, I stick with micro-breweries. From past few months Bira 91[^] has been the choice. It's available in New York if you want to try.

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