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  • L Lost User

    Phht, it's diet coke - hows a programmer supposed to work without energy to keep his brain functioning? some already mentioned the empty makes it super-diet another benefit is less weird sweetner chemicals win-win now go and buy proper coca-cola.

    Installing Signature... Do not switch off your computer.

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    Tomz_KV
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    :thumbsup:

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      Loaded a case of diet coke into office refrigerator and found this: an unopened empty can. How could this pass the quality control?

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      dan sh
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      That one might be for me since I don't drink soft drinks.

      "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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      • D Daniel Pfeffer

        Yup. Process-control engineers certainly earn their pay!

        If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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        Some are .NET developers too.

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        • D dan sh

          That one might be for me since I don't drink soft drinks.

          "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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          Tomz_KV
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          You do not know what you have missed so far. :laugh:

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            Loaded a case of diet coke into office refrigerator and found this: an unopened empty can. How could this pass the quality control?

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            Version 3.3 of the automation code was written by someone who only drinks vegetable juice. So of course it had a bug.

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              Version 3.3 of the automation code was written by someone who only drinks vegetable juice. So of course it had a bug.

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              Good one. See what next version looks like, written by an alcoholic. :laugh: ;P

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                Loaded a case of diet coke into office refrigerator and found this: an unopened empty can. How could this pass the quality control?

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                CPallini
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                Quote:

                How could this pass the quality control?

                Diet coke? Empty can is best quality.

                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                • P phil o

                  I guess you found the only can which was really "diet" :)

                  selfish adj. Defines someone who does not think of me.

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                  phil.o wrote:

                  I guess you found the only can which was really "diet"

                  Not at all.. the can with just air in it is only 0 calories, whereas the one with cold diet soda in it is negative calories.

                  I live in Oregon, and I'm an engineer.

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                    phil.o wrote:

                    I guess you found the only can which was really "diet"

                    Not at all.. the can with just air in it is only 0 calories, whereas the one with cold diet soda in it is negative calories.

                    I live in Oregon, and I'm an engineer.

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                    phil o
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                    Oh yes, I see what you mean: calories you have to spend to open the can. Nicely spotted! :)

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                      How could this pass the quality control?

                      Diet coke? Empty can is best quality.

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                      Their quality engineers must be .Net developers, and control quality logically.

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                        Loaded a case of diet coke into office refrigerator and found this: an unopened empty can. How could this pass the quality control?

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                        Joe Woodbury
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                        Perhaps there was a tiny leak in the can.

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                          You do not know what you have missed so far. :laugh:

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                          dan sh
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                          Carbonated sugary liquid which may or may not have harmful chemicals? I can live with lack of it. I got beer.

                          "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                            Perhaps there was a tiny leak in the can.

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                            Tomz_KV
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                            It wss a possibility. But no mess was found in the case.

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                              Carbonated sugary liquid which may or may not have harmful chemicals? I can live with lack of it. I got beer.

                              "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                              Tomz_KV
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                              Your choice for drinks is certainly better.

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                                Your choice for drinks is certainly better.

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                                Not really. It has only been around 4 years that I have discovered microbreweries in the places where I have lived. I traveled a lot from 2010 through 2015 (filled up the passport). I used to rely on giants of the industry and the popular ones in the city where I was. Then, one of the colleagues took me to a place where I saw bottles I had never seen before. I tried them and loved them. I was told these are from small breweries around the town. So, there is a very good chance that it is not really artificially carbonated. Also, they were more, well, fresher than assembly line beers. That day and now, I stick with micro-breweries. From past few months Bira 91[^] has been the choice. It's available in New York if you want to try.

                                "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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