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  • R realJSOP

    Transgender 'Girl' Claire Upset Boys Not Interested[^]

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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    Lost User
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    "Ze should have learned in zer 6th grade health class or from zer parents that" "He should have learned in his 6th grade health class or from his parents that"

    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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    • R realJSOP

      Transgender 'Girl' Claire Upset Boys Not Interested[^]

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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      Munchies_Matt
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      ""Straight guys just can't get over you having the male parts." :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: Just how stupid can he/she be for fucks sake? That is the very definition of straight!

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        ""Straight guys just can't get over you having the male parts." :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: Just how stupid can he/she be for fucks sake? That is the very definition of straight!

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        realJSOP
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        The future: Couples signing an affidavit supporting their claim that they "are now, and always have been the gender which they are presenting themselves to be". Mark my words, this is going to happen.

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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          The future: Couples signing an affidavit supporting their claim that they "are now, and always have been the gender which they are presenting themselves to be". Mark my words, this is going to happen.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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          Pualee
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          Blood tests before marriage to check for the presence of STDs, and the appropriately gendered chromosomes. :wtf: :wtf: This will create a new era of modesty - don't want to accidentally... umm... you know... errr... let's wait for the tests.

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            The future: Couples signing an affidavit supporting their claim that they "are now, and always have been the gender which they are presenting themselves to be". Mark my words, this is going to happen.

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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            When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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            In the US, I'd say that it has to happen; it's a question from the free market, and somebody will cater to their "needs". Lets hope the rest of the world keeps classifying animals according to the biological gender; a chicken is not called a chicken because it identifies as one, but because it lays eggs. No one cares how the chicken identifies itself.

            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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              In the US, I'd say that it has to happen; it's a question from the free market, and somebody will cater to their "needs". Lets hope the rest of the world keeps classifying animals according to the biological gender; a chicken is not called a chicken because it identifies as one, but because it lays eggs. No one cares how the chicken identifies itself.

              Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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              realJSOP
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              I'd like to see this "self-identification" controversy be worked into Chic-filet advertising... :)

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                I'd like to see this "self-identification" controversy be worked into Chic-filet advertising... :)

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                For anyone that doesn't know the ads, I googled them; the ads don't run here on TV but most will recognize the cows that claim you need to eat more chicken :) Chick fil A - Cow in a wig - Best commercial ever ! - YouTube[^] Should we warn them about milking bulls that identify as a cow, or should I simply already start drinking the coffee black? :~

                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                  Blood tests before marriage to check for the presence of STDs, and the appropriately gendered chromosomes. :wtf: :wtf: This will create a new era of modesty - don't want to accidentally... umm... you know... errr... let's wait for the tests.

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                  Jorgen Andersson
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                  It will also create a whole new market of fake tests. :sigh:

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                    For anyone that doesn't know the ads, I googled them; the ads don't run here on TV but most will recognize the cows that claim you need to eat more chicken :) Chick fil A - Cow in a wig - Best commercial ever ! - YouTube[^] Should we warn them about milking bulls that identify as a cow, or should I simply already start drinking the coffee black? :~

                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                    Eeewww! :omg: Gives a whole new meaning to ice cream. :-\

                    When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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                      I'd like to see this "self-identification" controversy be worked into Chic-filet advertising... :)

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                      I'm planning to start a billion dollar business by enabling muslims to enjoy the wonderful flavors of bacon. I will raise pigs that self identify as halal cows.

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                        I'm planning to start a billion dollar business by enabling muslims to enjoy the wonderful flavors of bacon. I will raise pigs that self identify as halal cows.

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                        You owe me a new keyvboard, this one isv soaked with waterv :D

                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                          Eeewww! :omg: Gives a whole new meaning to ice cream. :-\

                          When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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                          "I scream", yes.

                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                            Eeewww! :omg: Gives a whole new meaning to ice cream. :-\

                            When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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                            realJSOP
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                            Today, I came up with a new slang term for that - "boner broth". BWA HA HA HA!!!!

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                            When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                            • R realJSOP

                              Transgender 'Girl' Claire Upset Boys Not Interested[^]

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                              ZurdoDev
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                              Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling. I feel bad for them. It must be very hard to have a transgender condition. I can't even imagine.

                              Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling. I feel bad for them. It must be very hard to have a transgender condition. I can't even imagine.

                                Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                realJSOP
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                                ‭011111100010‬ wrote:

                                I feel bad for them.

                                No.Sympathy.From.Me.

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                  Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling. I feel bad for them. It must be very hard to have a transgender condition. I can't even imagine.

                                  Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                  Pualee
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                                  ‭011111100010‬ wrote:

                                  Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling

                                  100% agree. They need a support network that will confirm them in who they are and let them know they have value as who they are - rather than encouraging them to live a lie hoping to find value and acceptance as something they aren't. Clearly their family and friends are not providing this love and support for them.

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                                    ‭011111100010‬ wrote:

                                    I feel bad for them.

                                    No.Sympathy.From.Me.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                    ZurdoDev
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                                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                    No.Sympathy.From.Me.

                                    Really? Does that mean you believe people are transgender by choice?

                                    Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                      Transgender 'Girl' Claire Upset Boys Not Interested[^]

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                      Jorgen Andersson
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                                      At the Latest Menswear Collection From The London College of Fashion[^]

                                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                        ‭011111100010‬ wrote:

                                        Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling

                                        100% agree. They need a support network that will confirm them in who they are and let them know they have value as who they are - rather than encouraging them to live a lie hoping to find value and acceptance as something they aren't. Clearly their family and friends are not providing this love and support for them.

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                                        ZurdoDev
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                                        Pualee wrote:

                                        Clearly their family and friends are not providing this love and support for them.

                                        I used to think that way until I had kids. No matter how good a parent is, once kids reach a certain age they can choose whatever they want. I've learned to not judge parents so quickly. Good parent does not necessarily mean good child, nor the converse.

                                        Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          No.Sympathy.From.Me.

                                          Really? Does that mean you believe people are transgender by choice?

                                          Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                          Pualee
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                                          Yes - their chromosomes dictate their gender. Science. (biology to be exact) :laugh:

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