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  • R realJSOP

    I'd like to see this "self-identification" controversy be worked into Chic-filet advertising... :)

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    Lost User
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    For anyone that doesn't know the ads, I googled them; the ads don't run here on TV but most will recognize the cows that claim you need to eat more chicken :) Chick fil A - Cow in a wig - Best commercial ever ! - YouTube[^] Should we warn them about milking bulls that identify as a cow, or should I simply already start drinking the coffee black? :~

    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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    • P Pualee

      Blood tests before marriage to check for the presence of STDs, and the appropriately gendered chromosomes. :wtf: :wtf: This will create a new era of modesty - don't want to accidentally... umm... you know... errr... let's wait for the tests.

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      Jorgen Andersson
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      It will also create a whole new market of fake tests. :sigh:

      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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        For anyone that doesn't know the ads, I googled them; the ads don't run here on TV but most will recognize the cows that claim you need to eat more chicken :) Chick fil A - Cow in a wig - Best commercial ever ! - YouTube[^] Should we warn them about milking bulls that identify as a cow, or should I simply already start drinking the coffee black? :~

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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        Eeewww! :omg: Gives a whole new meaning to ice cream. :-\

        When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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        • R realJSOP

          I'd like to see this "self-identification" controversy be worked into Chic-filet advertising... :)

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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          Pualee
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          I'm planning to start a billion dollar business by enabling muslims to enjoy the wonderful flavors of bacon. I will raise pigs that self identify as halal cows.

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          • P Pualee

            I'm planning to start a billion dollar business by enabling muslims to enjoy the wonderful flavors of bacon. I will raise pigs that self identify as halal cows.

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            Lost User
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            You owe me a new keyvboard, this one isv soaked with waterv :D

            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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            • L Lost User

              Eeewww! :omg: Gives a whole new meaning to ice cream. :-\

              When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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              Lost User
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              "I scream", yes.

              Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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              • L Lost User

                Eeewww! :omg: Gives a whole new meaning to ice cream. :-\

                When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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                realJSOP
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                Today, I came up with a new slang term for that - "boner broth". BWA HA HA HA!!!!

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                • R realJSOP

                  Transgender 'Girl' Claire Upset Boys Not Interested[^]

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                  When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                  Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling. I feel bad for them. It must be very hard to have a transgender condition. I can't even imagine.

                  Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                  • Z ZurdoDev

                    Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling. I feel bad for them. It must be very hard to have a transgender condition. I can't even imagine.

                    Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                    realJSOP
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                    ‭011111100010‬ wrote:

                    I feel bad for them.

                    No.Sympathy.From.Me.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                    • Z ZurdoDev

                      Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling. I feel bad for them. It must be very hard to have a transgender condition. I can't even imagine.

                      Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                      Pualee
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                      ‭011111100010‬ wrote:

                      Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling

                      100% agree. They need a support network that will confirm them in who they are and let them know they have value as who they are - rather than encouraging them to live a lie hoping to find value and acceptance as something they aren't. Clearly their family and friends are not providing this love and support for them.

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                      • R realJSOP

                        ‭011111100010‬ wrote:

                        I feel bad for them.

                        No.Sympathy.From.Me.

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                        When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                        ZurdoDev
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                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                        No.Sympathy.From.Me.

                        Really? Does that mean you believe people are transgender by choice?

                        Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                        • R realJSOP

                          Transgender 'Girl' Claire Upset Boys Not Interested[^]

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                          Jorgen Andersson
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                          At the Latest Menswear Collection From The London College of Fashion[^]

                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                          • P Pualee

                            ‭011111100010‬ wrote:

                            Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling

                            100% agree. They need a support network that will confirm them in who they are and let them know they have value as who they are - rather than encouraging them to live a lie hoping to find value and acceptance as something they aren't. Clearly their family and friends are not providing this love and support for them.

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                            ZurdoDev
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                            Pualee wrote:

                            Clearly their family and friends are not providing this love and support for them.

                            I used to think that way until I had kids. No matter how good a parent is, once kids reach a certain age they can choose whatever they want. I've learned to not judge parents so quickly. Good parent does not necessarily mean good child, nor the converse.

                            Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                            • Z ZurdoDev

                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              No.Sympathy.From.Me.

                              Really? Does that mean you believe people are transgender by choice?

                              Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                              Pualee
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                              Yes - their chromosomes dictate their gender. Science. (biology to be exact) :laugh:

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                              • R realJSOP

                                Today, I came up with a new slang term for that - "boner broth". BWA HA HA HA!!!!

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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                                • P Pualee

                                  Yes - their chromosomes dictate their gender. Science. (biology to be exact) :laugh:

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                                  ZurdoDev
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                                  Pualee wrote:

                                  Yes

                                  Why would someone choose to do that? Yes, of course, biologically they are what they are. But you think they are making it up? Why would they do that?

                                  Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                  • Z ZurdoDev

                                    Pualee wrote:

                                    Yes

                                    Why would someone choose to do that? Yes, of course, biologically they are what they are. But you think they are making it up? Why would they do that?

                                    Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                    Pualee
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                                    Why would someone shoot up a school? Why would someone abuse a child? Why would someone hate another person? Why would someone abuse power? Why would someone drive a car into a crowd of people? Why would someone drive a truck into a sidewalk? It is a choice. It is a result of free will.

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                                    • P Pualee

                                      Why would someone shoot up a school? Why would someone abuse a child? Why would someone hate another person? Why would someone abuse power? Why would someone drive a car into a crowd of people? Why would someone drive a truck into a sidewalk? It is a choice. It is a result of free will.

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                                      ZurdoDev
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                                      Why would someone be depressed? Why would someone die? Why would someone be attracted to the opposite gender? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                      Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                      • P Pualee

                                        I'm planning to start a billion dollar business by enabling muslims to enjoy the wonderful flavors of bacon. I will raise pigs that self identify as halal cows.

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                                        Ian Bell 2
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                                        Any reason you are not also targeting Jews. Or are you simply having a Muslim rant?

                                        History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                                        • Z ZurdoDev

                                          Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling. I feel bad for them. It must be very hard to have a transgender condition. I can't even imagine.

                                          Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                          Ian Bell 2
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                                          Finally, a voice of reason. +10

                                          History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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