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  • P Pualee

    I'm planning to start a billion dollar business by enabling muslims to enjoy the wonderful flavors of bacon. I will raise pigs that self identify as halal cows.

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    Lost User
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    You owe me a new keyvboard, this one isv soaked with waterv :D

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      Eeewww! :omg: Gives a whole new meaning to ice cream. :-\

      When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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      Lost User
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      "I scream", yes.

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        Eeewww! :omg: Gives a whole new meaning to ice cream. :-\

        When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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        realJSOP
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        Today, I came up with a new slang term for that - "boner broth". BWA HA HA HA!!!!

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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          Transgender 'Girl' Claire Upset Boys Not Interested[^]

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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          ZurdoDev
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          Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling. I feel bad for them. It must be very hard to have a transgender condition. I can't even imagine.

          Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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            Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling. I feel bad for them. It must be very hard to have a transgender condition. I can't even imagine.

            Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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            realJSOP
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            ‭011111100010‬ wrote:

            I feel bad for them.

            No.Sympathy.From.Me.

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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            When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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            • Z ZurdoDev

              Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling. I feel bad for them. It must be very hard to have a transgender condition. I can't even imagine.

              Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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              Pualee
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              ‭011111100010‬ wrote:

              Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling

              100% agree. They need a support network that will confirm them in who they are and let them know they have value as who they are - rather than encouraging them to live a lie hoping to find value and acceptance as something they aren't. Clearly their family and friends are not providing this love and support for them.

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                ‭011111100010‬ wrote:

                I feel bad for them.

                No.Sympathy.From.Me.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                ZurdoDev
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                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                No.Sympathy.From.Me.

                Really? Does that mean you believe people are transgender by choice?

                Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                  Transgender 'Girl' Claire Upset Boys Not Interested[^]

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                  When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                  Jorgen Andersson
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                  At the Latest Menswear Collection From The London College of Fashion[^]

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                  • P Pualee

                    ‭011111100010‬ wrote:

                    Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling

                    100% agree. They need a support network that will confirm them in who they are and let them know they have value as who they are - rather than encouraging them to live a lie hoping to find value and acceptance as something they aren't. Clearly their family and friends are not providing this love and support for them.

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                    ZurdoDev
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                    Pualee wrote:

                    Clearly their family and friends are not providing this love and support for them.

                    I used to think that way until I had kids. No matter how good a parent is, once kids reach a certain age they can choose whatever they want. I've learned to not judge parents so quickly. Good parent does not necessarily mean good child, nor the converse.

                    Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                    • Z ZurdoDev

                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      No.Sympathy.From.Me.

                      Really? Does that mean you believe people are transgender by choice?

                      Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                      Pualee
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                      Yes - their chromosomes dictate their gender. Science. (biology to be exact) :laugh:

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                      • R realJSOP

                        Today, I came up with a new slang term for that - "boner broth". BWA HA HA HA!!!!

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                        Lost User
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                        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                        When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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                        • P Pualee

                          Yes - their chromosomes dictate their gender. Science. (biology to be exact) :laugh:

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                          ZurdoDev
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                          Pualee wrote:

                          Yes

                          Why would someone choose to do that? Yes, of course, biologically they are what they are. But you think they are making it up? Why would they do that?

                          Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                            Pualee wrote:

                            Yes

                            Why would someone choose to do that? Yes, of course, biologically they are what they are. But you think they are making it up? Why would they do that?

                            Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                            Pualee
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                            Why would someone shoot up a school? Why would someone abuse a child? Why would someone hate another person? Why would someone abuse power? Why would someone drive a car into a crowd of people? Why would someone drive a truck into a sidewalk? It is a choice. It is a result of free will.

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                              Why would someone shoot up a school? Why would someone abuse a child? Why would someone hate another person? Why would someone abuse power? Why would someone drive a car into a crowd of people? Why would someone drive a truck into a sidewalk? It is a choice. It is a result of free will.

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                              ZurdoDev
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                              Why would someone be depressed? Why would someone die? Why would someone be attracted to the opposite gender? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                              Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                              • P Pualee

                                I'm planning to start a billion dollar business by enabling muslims to enjoy the wonderful flavors of bacon. I will raise pigs that self identify as halal cows.

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                                Ian Bell 2
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                                Any reason you are not also targeting Jews. Or are you simply having a Muslim rant?

                                History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                                • Z ZurdoDev

                                  Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling. I feel bad for them. It must be very hard to have a transgender condition. I can't even imagine.

                                  Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                  Ian Bell 2
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                                  Finally, a voice of reason. +10

                                  History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                                  • I Ian Bell 2

                                    Any reason you are not also targeting Jews. Or are you simply having a Muslim rant?

                                    History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Aw, do we have to analyze politics before making a joke? :~ So yes, also the kosher salt used on the halal cows.

                                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                      Aw, do we have to analyze politics before making a joke? :~ So yes, also the kosher salt used on the halal cows.

                                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                      Ian Bell 2
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                                      If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics.

                                      History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                                        If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics.

                                        History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Fried bacon, mmmhhhhh.. What was the subject?

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                                        • Z ZurdoDev

                                          Why would someone be depressed? Why would someone die? Why would someone be attracted to the opposite gender? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                          Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                          Mycroft Holmes
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                                          Bloody silly questions, they are not choices that can be made. Depressed - probably because shit happened. Die - while I would like to live forever WE ALL DIE! Attraction - built into us by evolution.

                                          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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