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  • R realJSOP

    Today, I came up with a new slang term for that - "boner broth". BWA HA HA HA!!!!

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    Lost User
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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    • P Pualee

      Yes - their chromosomes dictate their gender. Science. (biology to be exact) :laugh:

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      ZurdoDev
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      Pualee wrote:

      Yes

      Why would someone choose to do that? Yes, of course, biologically they are what they are. But you think they are making it up? Why would they do that?

      Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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        Pualee wrote:

        Yes

        Why would someone choose to do that? Yes, of course, biologically they are what they are. But you think they are making it up? Why would they do that?

        Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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        Pualee
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        Why would someone shoot up a school? Why would someone abuse a child? Why would someone hate another person? Why would someone abuse power? Why would someone drive a car into a crowd of people? Why would someone drive a truck into a sidewalk? It is a choice. It is a result of free will.

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        • P Pualee

          Why would someone shoot up a school? Why would someone abuse a child? Why would someone hate another person? Why would someone abuse power? Why would someone drive a car into a crowd of people? Why would someone drive a truck into a sidewalk? It is a choice. It is a result of free will.

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          ZurdoDev
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          Why would someone be depressed? Why would someone die? Why would someone be attracted to the opposite gender? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

          Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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          • P Pualee

            I'm planning to start a billion dollar business by enabling muslims to enjoy the wonderful flavors of bacon. I will raise pigs that self identify as halal cows.

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            Ian Bell 2
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            Any reason you are not also targeting Jews. Or are you simply having a Muslim rant?

            History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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            • Z ZurdoDev

              Further proof that what people like this need is good strong counseling. I feel bad for them. It must be very hard to have a transgender condition. I can't even imagine.

              Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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              Ian Bell 2
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              Finally, a voice of reason. +10

              History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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              • I Ian Bell 2

                Any reason you are not also targeting Jews. Or are you simply having a Muslim rant?

                History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                Lost User
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                Aw, do we have to analyze politics before making a joke? :~ So yes, also the kosher salt used on the halal cows.

                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                • L Lost User

                  Aw, do we have to analyze politics before making a joke? :~ So yes, also the kosher salt used on the halal cows.

                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                  Ian Bell 2
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                  If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics.

                  History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                  • I Ian Bell 2

                    If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics.

                    History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                    Lost User
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                    Fried bacon, mmmhhhhh.. What was the subject?

                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                    • Z ZurdoDev

                      Why would someone be depressed? Why would someone die? Why would someone be attracted to the opposite gender? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                      Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                      Mycroft Holmes
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                      Bloody silly questions, they are not choices that can be made. Depressed - probably because shit happened. Die - while I would like to live forever WE ALL DIE! Attraction - built into us by evolution.

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                      • I Ian Bell 2

                        Any reason you are not also targeting Jews. Or are you simply having a Muslim rant?

                        History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                        DRHuff
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                        Simple economics. There are a lot more Muslims. Know your target market!

                        I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended. I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended. Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like. Dave

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                        • M Mycroft Holmes

                          Bloody silly questions, they are not choices that can be made. Depressed - probably because shit happened. Die - while I would like to live forever WE ALL DIE! Attraction - built into us by evolution.

                          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                          ZurdoDev
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                          Mycroft Holmes wrote:

                          they are not choices that can be made.

                          Exactly!

                          Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                          • Z ZurdoDev

                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            No.Sympathy.From.Me.

                            Really? Does that mean you believe people are transgender by choice?

                            Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                            realJSOP
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                            Obviously, they are transgender by choice. They choose to become a transgender. The guy in the article is nothing more than a drag queen right now. He is NOT a transgender because he hasn't had the requisite procedure(s) performed. Even after he does, he's still a dude, and straight dudes will still not be interested if he reveals his true nature.

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                            When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                              Obviously, they are transgender by choice. They choose to become a transgender. The guy in the article is nothing more than a drag queen right now. He is NOT a transgender because he hasn't had the requisite procedure(s) performed. Even after he does, he's still a dude, and straight dudes will still not be interested if he reveals his true nature.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                              ZurdoDev
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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              they are transgender by choice.

                              :wtf: I admit, I think some are. But many are just messed up in the head and need help. And not messed in the head by choice.

                              Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                              • Z ZurdoDev

                                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                they are transgender by choice.

                                :wtf: I admit, I think some are. But many are just messed up in the head and need help. And not messed in the head by choice.

                                Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                realJSOP
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                                They are not technically transgender until they have the surgical procedures performed. Until they CHOSE to have those procedures, they're just cross-dressers (which is ALSO a choice).

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                • R realJSOP

                                  They are not technically transgender until they have the surgical procedures performed. Until they CHOSE to have those procedures, they're just cross-dressers (which is ALSO a choice).

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                  When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                  ZurdoDev
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                                  I think we're probably using different definitions of things so I'll leave it alone now.

                                  Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                  • I Ian Bell 2

                                    Any reason you are not also targeting Jews. Or are you simply having a Muslim rant?

                                    History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                                    Pualee
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                                    I couldn't rhyme with kosher - but I did try. And I kid my co-workers the same. ;)

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      In the US, I'd say that it has to happen; it's a question from the free market, and somebody will cater to their "needs". Lets hope the rest of the world keeps classifying animals according to the biological gender; a chicken is not called a chicken because it identifies as one, but because it lays eggs. No one cares how the chicken identifies itself.

                                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                      jschell
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                                      Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                                      Lets hope the rest of the world keeps classifying animals according to the biological gender; a chicken is not called a chicken because it identifies as one, but because it lays eggs. No one cares how the chicken identifies itself.

                                      Pretty sure chickens exist for eating. So are you claiming that humans exist only for eating? If not then your analogy is not in fact an analogy.

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                                      • P Pualee

                                        Yes - their chromosomes dictate their gender. Science. (biology to be exact) :laugh:

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                                        jschell
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                                        Pualee wrote:

                                        Yes - their chromosomes dictate their gender. Science.

                                        I suggest that you need to read some more actual science.

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                                        • Z ZurdoDev

                                          I think we're probably using different definitions of things so I'll leave it alone now.

                                          Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                                          jschell
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                                          I suspect more that they do not understand anything about the issue at all. Just knee-jerk reaction. Something like I am sure many white people felt when watching black people move into their formerly white neighborhood 50 years ago.

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