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  • R realJSOP

    ...if SQL had macro functionality (kinda like C++) that would help reduce the amount of repetitive bullcrap we have to deal with? For instance, this is part of an answer I posted in the C# forum.

    SELECT MIN(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MinID,
    MAX(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MaxID,
    [Fruit]
    FROM [#fruits]
    GROUP BY [Fruit]

    It would really nice if I could create a macro with the contents of the repeated code:

    substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))

    Something like this:

    declare @justNumeric MACRO =

    Which would reduce the first query to this:

    SELECT MIN(@justNumeric) AS MinID,
    MAX(@justNumeric) AS MaxID,
    [Fruit]
    FROM [#fruits]
    GROUP BY [Fruit

    This couldn't possibly have an adverse effect on SQL's error reporting incapabilities (Syntax error near ','), so I'm not concerned with that. Am I just an optimistic dreamer?

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
    -----
    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
    -----
    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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    You could create .Net assembly for that C# code and call it in the SQL. My brain works. Hah!

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      You could create .Net assembly for that C# code and call it in the SQL. My brain works. Hah!

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      realJSOP
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      It would have to completely contained in SQL Server because a lot of DBA's "aren't programmers", according to the DBA in our shop.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
      -----
      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
      -----
      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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      • R realJSOP

        It would have to completely contained in SQL Server because a lot of DBA's "aren't programmers", according to the DBA in our shop.

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
        -----
        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
        -----
        When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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        Stephen Gonzalez
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        Well they have to code it even if Macro's are allowed. Plus we all know Macro's are dangerous due to security flaws and not good idea to introduce in SSMS or whatever DB Engine.

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        • R realJSOP

          It would have to completely contained in SQL Server because a lot of DBA's "aren't programmers", according to the DBA in our shop.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
          -----
          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
          -----
          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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          Don Burton
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          So you can't write a CLR UDF and delivery it the DBAs?

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          • R realJSOP

            It would have to completely contained in SQL Server because a lot of DBA's "aren't programmers", according to the DBA in our shop.

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
            -----
            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
            -----
            When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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            Slacker007
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            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

            a lot of DBA's "aren't programmers"

            It has been my experience that a lot of DBAs are not DBAs. :sigh:

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            • R realJSOP

              ...if SQL had macro functionality (kinda like C++) that would help reduce the amount of repetitive bullcrap we have to deal with? For instance, this is part of an answer I posted in the C# forum.

              SELECT MIN(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MinID,
              MAX(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MaxID,
              [Fruit]
              FROM [#fruits]
              GROUP BY [Fruit]

              It would really nice if I could create a macro with the contents of the repeated code:

              substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))

              Something like this:

              declare @justNumeric MACRO =

              Which would reduce the first query to this:

              SELECT MIN(@justNumeric) AS MinID,
              MAX(@justNumeric) AS MaxID,
              [Fruit]
              FROM [#fruits]
              GROUP BY [Fruit

              This couldn't possibly have an adverse effect on SQL's error reporting incapabilities (Syntax error near ','), so I'm not concerned with that. Am I just an optimistic dreamer?

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
              -----
              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
              -----
              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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              OriginalGriff
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              Well ... there are scalar functions:

              CREATE FUNCTION justNumeric
              (
              @INP NVARCHAR(20)
              )
              RETURNS NVARCHAR(20)
              AS
              BEGIN
              RETURN substring(@INP, PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', @INP), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', @INP+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', @INP))
              END

              SELECT MIN(dbo.justNumeric(ID)), MAX(dbo.justNumeric(ID)), Fruit
              FROM Fruits
              GROUP BY Fruit

              Still messy code though - a DB redesign is a better approach!

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              • R realJSOP

                ...if SQL had macro functionality (kinda like C++) that would help reduce the amount of repetitive bullcrap we have to deal with? For instance, this is part of an answer I posted in the C# forum.

                SELECT MIN(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MinID,
                MAX(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MaxID,
                [Fruit]
                FROM [#fruits]
                GROUP BY [Fruit]

                It would really nice if I could create a macro with the contents of the repeated code:

                substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))

                Something like this:

                declare @justNumeric MACRO =

                Which would reduce the first query to this:

                SELECT MIN(@justNumeric) AS MinID,
                MAX(@justNumeric) AS MaxID,
                [Fruit]
                FROM [#fruits]
                GROUP BY [Fruit

                This couldn't possibly have an adverse effect on SQL's error reporting incapabilities (Syntax error near ','), so I'm not concerned with that. Am I just an optimistic dreamer?

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                patindex isn't SQL either, yeah so sure, why not add more rubbish? it's not as if microsoft ever followed standards anyway.

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                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  a lot of DBA's "aren't programmers"

                  It has been my experience that a lot of DBAs are not DBAs. :sigh:

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                  WERD

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Well ... there are scalar functions:

                    CREATE FUNCTION justNumeric
                    (
                    @INP NVARCHAR(20)
                    )
                    RETURNS NVARCHAR(20)
                    AS
                    BEGIN
                    RETURN substring(@INP, PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', @INP), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', @INP+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', @INP))
                    END

                    SELECT MIN(dbo.justNumeric(ID)), MAX(dbo.justNumeric(ID)), Fruit
                    FROM Fruits
                    GROUP BY Fruit

                    Still messy code though - a DB redesign is a better approach!

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                    realJSOP
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                    Functions significantly slow down queries. Not really a valid workaround, IMHO.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                    -----
                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                    -----
                    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                    • S Slacker007

                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      a lot of DBA's "aren't programmers"

                      It has been my experience that a lot of DBAs are not DBAs. :sigh:

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                      Slacker007 wrote:

                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      a lot of DBA's "aren't programmers"

                      It has been my experience that a lot of DBAs are not DBAs. :sigh:

                      And not all programmers are programmers. But on the bright side the marketing people know everything about databases and programs, where would we be without them?

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                      • R realJSOP

                        ...if SQL had macro functionality (kinda like C++) that would help reduce the amount of repetitive bullcrap we have to deal with? For instance, this is part of an answer I posted in the C# forum.

                        SELECT MIN(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MinID,
                        MAX(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MaxID,
                        [Fruit]
                        FROM [#fruits]
                        GROUP BY [Fruit]

                        It would really nice if I could create a macro with the contents of the repeated code:

                        substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))

                        Something like this:

                        declare @justNumeric MACRO =

                        Which would reduce the first query to this:

                        SELECT MIN(@justNumeric) AS MinID,
                        MAX(@justNumeric) AS MaxID,
                        [Fruit]
                        FROM [#fruits]
                        GROUP BY [Fruit

                        This couldn't possibly have an adverse effect on SQL's error reporting incapabilities (Syntax error near ','), so I'm not concerned with that. Am I just an optimistic dreamer?

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                        Music please, Wouldn't It Be Nice[^] :-\

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                        • S Slacker007

                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          a lot of DBA's "aren't programmers"

                          It has been my experience that a lot of DBAs are not DBAs. :sigh:

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                          It did reminds me who they are. Prostitutes. Jeremy comment[^]. :)

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                          • R realJSOP

                            ...if SQL had macro functionality (kinda like C++) that would help reduce the amount of repetitive bullcrap we have to deal with? For instance, this is part of an answer I posted in the C# forum.

                            SELECT MIN(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MinID,
                            MAX(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MaxID,
                            [Fruit]
                            FROM [#fruits]
                            GROUP BY [Fruit]

                            It would really nice if I could create a macro with the contents of the repeated code:

                            substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))

                            Something like this:

                            declare @justNumeric MACRO =

                            Which would reduce the first query to this:

                            SELECT MIN(@justNumeric) AS MinID,
                            MAX(@justNumeric) AS MaxID,
                            [Fruit]
                            FROM [#fruits]
                            GROUP BY [Fruit

                            This couldn't possibly have an adverse effect on SQL's error reporting incapabilities (Syntax error near ','), so I'm not concerned with that. Am I just an optimistic dreamer?

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                            W Balboos GHB
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                            Well - there are functions, which can do this, sort of. But, I agree.   I work with a real DBA (who can program when necessary) and looking at some of his stored procedures and I would definitely go with MACROs to give my weary eyes and mind a rest.

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                              ...if SQL had macro functionality (kinda like C++) that would help reduce the amount of repetitive bullcrap we have to deal with? For instance, this is part of an answer I posted in the C# forum.

                              SELECT MIN(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MinID,
                              MAX(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MaxID,
                              [Fruit]
                              FROM [#fruits]
                              GROUP BY [Fruit]

                              It would really nice if I could create a macro with the contents of the repeated code:

                              substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))

                              Something like this:

                              declare @justNumeric MACRO =

                              Which would reduce the first query to this:

                              SELECT MIN(@justNumeric) AS MinID,
                              MAX(@justNumeric) AS MaxID,
                              [Fruit]
                              FROM [#fruits]
                              GROUP BY [Fruit

                              This couldn't possibly have an adverse effect on SQL's error reporting incapabilities (Syntax error near ','), so I'm not concerned with that. Am I just an optimistic dreamer?

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                              Lost User
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                              It is nonsense to have a VARCHAR as primary key. SQL92 is all you need, this fancy stuff is just there to hide that the DBA doesn't know what he is doing. An abomination.

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                                It is nonsense to have a VARCHAR as primary key. SQL92 is all you need, this fancy stuff is just there to hide that the DBA doesn't know what he is doing. An abomination.

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                                realJSOP
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                                Well, I assume the question I answered was a classroom or homework assignment, so you can't blame a DBA for what was required. In the interest of full disclosure, I did rant about the assignment, assignments like it, and the idiot instructors that come up with this crap, in my answer.

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                  Well - there are functions, which can do this, sort of. But, I agree.   I work with a real DBA (who can program when necessary) and looking at some of his stored procedures and I would definitely go with MACROs to give my weary eyes and mind a rest.

                                  Ravings en masse^

                                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                  realJSOP
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                                  #17

                                  Functions slow queries down. Not a valid workaround. What I want is a simple way to replace repetitive code that always seems to be found SQL queries.

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                  • R realJSOP

                                    ...if SQL had macro functionality (kinda like C++) that would help reduce the amount of repetitive bullcrap we have to deal with? For instance, this is part of an answer I posted in the C# forum.

                                    SELECT MIN(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MinID,
                                    MAX(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MaxID,
                                    [Fruit]
                                    FROM [#fruits]
                                    GROUP BY [Fruit]

                                    It would really nice if I could create a macro with the contents of the repeated code:

                                    substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))

                                    Something like this:

                                    declare @justNumeric MACRO =

                                    Which would reduce the first query to this:

                                    SELECT MIN(@justNumeric) AS MinID,
                                    MAX(@justNumeric) AS MaxID,
                                    [Fruit]
                                    FROM [#fruits]
                                    GROUP BY [Fruit

                                    This couldn't possibly have an adverse effect on SQL's error reporting incapabilities (Syntax error near ','), so I'm not concerned with that. Am I just an optimistic dreamer?

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                    Richard Deeming
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                                    Something like this, perhaps?

                                    SELECT
                                    MIN(N.JustNumeric) AS MinID,
                                    MAX(N.JustNumeric) AS MaxID,
                                    F.[Fruit]
                                    FROM
                                    [#fruits] As F
                                    CROSS APPLY ( SELECT substring(F.[ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', F.[ID]), 1 + PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', F.[ID] + 'x') - PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', F.[ID])) ) As N (JustNumeric)
                                    GROUP BY
                                    F.[Fruit]
                                    ;


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                                    • R realJSOP

                                      Functions significantly slow down queries. Not really a valid workaround, IMHO.

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                      As with everything, it depends How to Make Scalar UDFs Run Faster (SQL Spackle) - SQLServerCentral[^] It's still a butt ugly solution, but it ain't much slower.

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                                      • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

                                        Something like this, perhaps?

                                        SELECT
                                        MIN(N.JustNumeric) AS MinID,
                                        MAX(N.JustNumeric) AS MaxID,
                                        F.[Fruit]
                                        FROM
                                        [#fruits] As F
                                        CROSS APPLY ( SELECT substring(F.[ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', F.[ID]), 1 + PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', F.[ID] + 'x') - PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', F.[ID])) ) As N (JustNumeric)
                                        GROUP BY
                                        F.[Fruit]
                                        ;


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                                        Jorgen Andersson
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                                        That's just brilliant, if the plan looks like I hope it does it will open up quite a few possibilities for doing things I've sorely missed in SQL-Server.

                                        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                          That's just brilliant, if the plan looks like I hope it does it will open up quite a few possibilities for doing things I've sorely missed in SQL-Server.

                                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                          Richard Deeming
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                                          The execution plan is identical to John's query. :)


                                          "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                                          "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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