Does this make anybody else cringe???
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About the same time some sect needs to assimilate and brainwash new members. That explains a lot.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
It's Java, not VB or Linux ... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No, you can get a quick Tech certificate and then get a job paying better than working retail.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
More to the point - get an education and you don't have to make minimum wage selling car stereos. But if you think you'll be working fewer hours, we'd like to introduce you to a little thing we call, "real life".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Right now, we have adverts in the subway here in Stockholm that promise to make you into a Java developer in less than 3 weeks... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainThat sounds about right...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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And they will. Not one that can survive without SO and CP, and probably one that is quite a bit poorer at the end of the course than they were at the beginning, but ...
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I think most syllabus content includes just one line of text. "Go to CodeProject to answer all of your homework questions."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
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It's Java, not VB or Linux ... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
It was a bunch of Jawas sitting around the server, performing rituals and chanting, to fix a memory leak. In their religion you don't do that by looking for the bug in the code. Instead, you perform some rituals to please the garbage collection. And I thought that cargo cults only existed on islands in the Pacific.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Right now, we have adverts in the subway here in Stockholm that promise to make you into a Java developer in less than 3 weeks... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain -
Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
Now Joe is selling Internet-enabled car stereos.
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
Yes, very much. There is a senior level developer at work who sent his son to one of those $15,000 bootcamps and the kid could no get a job afterwards. The kid did not have any previous experience or university studies. I get the total cringes when a student spends years at a for profit institution university and goes into major debt, sometimes 6 figures, and still cannot get a job. Obama went after them and even the military cut off the GI bill, but they're making a comeback.
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Right now, we have adverts in the subway here in Stockholm that promise to make you into a Java developer in less than 3 weeks... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainIs that how long the baristas are in training?
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
I think that ad was about: Meet Joe Black (1998) - IMDb[^] :-\
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Right now, we have adverts in the subway here in Stockholm that promise to make you into a Java developer in less than 3 weeks... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainWell I can become a Full Stackoverflow developer on a new platform in a day. 21 days sounds about right for a total noob to master the fine art of copypasta. :rolleyes:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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I think most syllabus content includes just one line of text. "Go to CodeProject to answer all of your homework questions."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013"...but avoid submitting homework done by John Simmons"
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended. I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended. Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like. Dave
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
